Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Vincent Gardenia: Mushnik
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Quotes
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Seymour : The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl.
Mr. Mushnik : Strictly between us - neither is the Audrey One.
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Audrey : Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but...
Mr. Mushnik : Don't tell me. You got tied up.
Audrey : No. Just handcuffed a little.
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Audrey : I got a date.
Mr. Mushnik : With that same no-goodnik? I'm telling you, Audrey, you don't need a date - you need major medical!
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Mr. Mushnik : [to Seymour] You love her madly, don't you, schmuck?
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Mr. Mushnik : Hey, urchins!
[bangs on window]
Mr. Mushnik : Shoo, get outta here!/ No loitering!
Ronette : Maan, I wasn't loitering/ Were you Crystal?
Crystal : Not me Ronette, were you Chiffon?
Mr. Mushnik : You kids should be in school!
Chiffon : Yeah, but were on a split shift.
Ronette : Yeah! We went to school till the tenth grade, then we split!
Mr. Mushnik : So! How do you intend to better yourselves?
Crystal : Better ourselves? You heard what he said? Better ourselves! Mister, when you're from Skid Row/ Ain't no such thing!
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[Seymour is attempting to put a plant on a high shelf. The shelving unit falls and the plants crash to the floor]
Mr. Mushnik : Seymour, what's going on?
Seymour : Very little, Mr. Mushnik.
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Mr. Mushnik : Move, move! Move! Stay away!
[gestures them away from inside his window]
Mr. Mushnik : No loitering!
Ronette : Man, I wasn't loitering! Were you, Crystal?
Crystal : Not me, Ronette! Were you, Chiffon?
Mr. Mushnik : You oughta be in school!
Chiffon : Yeah, well, we're on a split shift.
Ronette : Yeah! We went to school till fifth grade, then we split!
Mr. Mushnik : So! How do you intend to better yourselves?
Crystal : Better ourselves? You heard what he said? Better ourselves! Mister, when you're from Skid Row, ain't no such thing!
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Mr. Mushnik : [after Seymour asks why Mushnik is angry at him] Little red dots all over the linoleum, little red spots on the concrete outside - I'm talking blood, Krelborn! I'm talking under my own roof!
[grabs an axe]
Mr. Mushnik : An axe murderer!
[Seymour goes alarmed]
Audrey II : [sings off-screen] He's got your number now.
Mr. Mushnik : I saw everything!
Audrey II : He knows just what you've done.
Mr. Mushnik : Everything you did to her boyfriend!
Audrey II : You've got no place to hide.
Mr. Mushnik : [swings the axe] I saw you chopping him!
Audrey II : You've got nowhere to run.
Seymour : [innocently] It's true! I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him!
Audrey II : He knows your life of crime.
Mr. Mushnik : [points a gun at him] Tell it to the police!
Audrey II : I think it's suppertime!
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Mr. Mushnik : He's not a good, clean kind of boy.
Audrey : He's a professional.
Mr. Mushnik : What kind of professional rides a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket?