Labyrinth (1986)
David Healy: Right Door Knocker
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Quotes
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Left Door Knocker : Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.
[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]
Sarah : Sorry.
Right Door Knocker : [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
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Left Door Knocker : It's very rude to stare!
Sarah : Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.
Left Door Knocker : HUH?
Right Door Knocker : [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!
Left Door Knocker : Don't talk with your mouth full!
Right Door Knocker : [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...
Sarah : Wait, wait, I can't understand you.
[she takes the ring out of his mouth]
Right Door Knocker : Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.
Sarah : What were you saying?
Right Door Knocker : I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.
Left Door Knocker : Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!
Right Door Knocker : You can talk, all you do is moan!
Left Door Knocker : No good! Can't hear you!
Sarah : What's behind these doors?
Left Door Knocker : WHAT?
Right Door Knocker : Search me. We're just the knockers!
[laughs]
Sarah : Oh.
[she goes to the left door, pushes on it]
Sarah : How do I get through?
Left Door Knocker : HUH?
Right Door Knocker : Knock, and the door will open!
Sarah : Oh.
Ludo : [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?
Sarah : [amused] Ludo!
[she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]
Right Door Knocker : Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!
Sarah : C'mon, I want to knock!
Right Door Knocker : MM-MM!