About Last Night (1986)
Demi Moore: Debbie
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Quotes
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Debbie : Bullshit. You don't know what love is. You've gotten everything you have always wanted and now you're feeling sorry for yourself because there's something you want and you can't have it. But you had it! I gave you love. But you asked me to leave and I left.
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Joan : So, did you have a nice evening?
Debbie : Yes. And I crawled away in shame.
Joan : Oh, aren't we a couple of sluts?
[Both giggle]
Debbie : I can't believe I slept with him on the first date!
Joan : It wasn't even a date, Deb.
Debbie : [rolls eyes] Thank you.
[pauses]
Debbie : I tell you, though. I couldn't help myself, because he is *so* gorgeous.
Joan : But can he type?
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Joan : Tomorrow you know, they're going to come at me like marauding beasts bent on destruction.
Debbie : Stop it.
Joan : Deborah, you work in advertising... a civilized business. I on the other hand work with monsters.
Debbie : You're talking about 5 year olds!
Joan : Right! and my job is to break their spirit. That is what kindergarten is all about. The Germans invented it, think about it.
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Debbie : Look, you want me to make Bernie feel right at home? I'll serve him a fist full of white bread and a hunk of Velveeta. Okay?
Danny : Hey, he is a better person than that *bitch* on wheels you've got for a friend. You know, she's been trying to sabotage us from day 1.
Debbie : Oh, and Bernie's been really full of comfort and support. He hates my guts and I'm bustin' my ass, making a seven course meal for him.
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Steve Carlson : I thought we had something kind of special.
Debbie : No, it was kind of sleazy. And now... it's kind of over.
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Joan : Oh god, Pat's going in for the kill. Oh my! That was a nice turn.
Debbie : With just a hint of giddiness.
Joan : Her big move should be coming up any moment. The combination hair flip with a giggle.
Debbie : There is a 3.2 level of difficulty here. Joan let's see if she can pull it off.
Joan : This is it... this is it... Oh Yes!
Debbie : Oh Yes! Yes! Oh Bravo! Bravo! 9.0!
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Debbie : This is Joan, my roommate. She specializes in unsolicited attacks.
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Debbie : Well, it's official. I've become my mother.
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Debbie : Fine. I'm gone. It's done. And you can go back to doing whatever you want to do, with whoever you want to do it, and whatever orifice you want to do it in.
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Debbie : Would you stop following me around. I don't want to have to start drinking in the suburbs.
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Debbie : [on the phone] Hello?
Danny : Hello, Debbie?
Debbie : Who's this?
Danny : It's Dan. Dan Martin. From last night.
Debbie : Oh, yeah. Look, I want to talk to you about last night.
Danny : Oh, what an amazing coincidence. That's what I'm calling about, last night.
Debbie : Listen, I was - I was pretty drunk last night. Did anything happen?
Danny : No, absolutely nothing. Want to do it again?
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Debbie : I don't want to be your roommate. I had a roommate. I want to be closer. I want to be a couple.
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Joan : When you called, was he home?
Debbie : No, but that's okay. It's sandwich night anyway.
Joan : Sandwich night?
Debbie : Well, yeah. Two nights a week I cook. Two nights a week he cooks. Two nights we go out. And then there's sandwich night.
Joan : You know, I bet your sex life is a real thrill. Two nights a week you're on top. Two nights a week he's on top. So what is it you do on sandwich night?
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Debbie : Do you want to be a jerk your whole life?
Bernie : What?
Danny : She said don't be an asshole your whole life.
Bernie : Oh, wait a minute, you're tryin' to - you want to talk. Go ahead, you guys talk. You want a hot dog or somethin', Dan?
Danny : No.
Bernie : Deb, you want a nice, hot - 10 inch sausage, maybe?
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Debbie : How can you be against freedom? Freedom's good. I mean, you gotta believe in something.
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Debbie : I may be easy, but I'm not stupid.
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Debbie : I just don't know what I'm doing. I feel like we're a couple of kids playing house. I mean, what's it supposed to be like?
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Debbie : Sometimes you're funny. Sometimes you're just slime!