Izzy & Moe (1985 TV Movie)

Peter Jason: Bartender

Quotes 

• Izzy Einstein : [He and Moe, disguised as sailors, are about to bust a speakeasy]  Have you got some spirits? I think an alcoholic beverage would be a great help for my friend.

  Bartender : [Starting to get suspicious]  Uh, you boys look a little... *old*. Where'd you get those ribbons?

  Izzy Einstein : [Indignantly]  Have you forgotten the Battle of 'Chemin de Fer'? Didn't you participate in the War to End all Wars? Well, we did!

  Moe Smith : Remember the 'Maine'?

  Bartender : 'Course I do.

  Izzy Einstein : [Pointing to Moe]  Well, he doesn't *have* to. He was ON it!