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Quotes
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Lucas Villalba : Letters from Hitler?
Antonio : Yeah, she was a bit of a Nazi. I'm going to tell you a secret. I wrote them.
Lucas Villalba : What?
Antonio : I copy handwriting, but I'm not a forger. I did it for her, for Ingrid Muller.
Lucas Villalba : The one who was mad about you.
Antonio : Not that I like it, but she asked me to, and women, when thy want something...
Lucas Villalba : Didn't anyone find you out?
Antonio : Of course not. Not even Hitler, may he rest in peace, would have known.
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Cristal : Want a little something?
Lucas Villalba : Yeah, bend over. I'm getting this great idea that'd make more money than a porno novel.
Cristal : Aren't writers wicked?
Lucas Villalba : Yeah, the good ones.
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Cristal : Will you come back?
Lucas Villalba : I don't know.
Cristal : If you don't, I'll tell your wife.
Lucas Villalba : You don't know her! She's a witch!
Cristal : I just wanted to excite you, I wouldn't do that.
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Cristal : You're not a real sadist.
Lucas Villalba : Of course not! I just wanted some information to write a little prono novel. A best-seller type.
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Lucas Villalba : What's that?
Cristal : A stick. I couldn't find a whip. Shall I start beating you?
Lucas Villalba : Of course not. What I wanted was some commonplace scene of elegant, sophisticated sadism, like in French films.
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Lucas Villalba : Maids inspire writers. Truman Capote wrote his best novel with his maid.
Patricia : To write like him, you'll need more than a maid.
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Lucas Villalba : Why don't you put on a little makeup?
Patricia : Why don't you make up your prick?
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Patricia : The Lebanon crisis worries me.
Lucas Villalba : The Lebanon crisis. You're my Lebanon!
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Lucas Villalba : What luck you have!
Patricia : Speak for yourself. You're jinxed!