This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Wonderful Smith: Janitor
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David St. Hubbins : [to the Janitor] We're in the group. We're in the group that's playing tonight.
Janitor : You go right straight through this door here, down the hall...
David St. Hubbins : Yeah.
Janitor : turn right...
David St. Hubbins : Yeah.
Janitor : and then there's a little jog there, about thirty feet.
Derek Smalls : A jog?
Janitor : jog to the left...
David St. Hubbins : A jog?
Derek Smalls : We don't have time for that.
Janitor : go straight ahead...
David St. Hubbins : We trust you. We trust you.
Janitor : go straight ahead, go straight ahead, turn right the next two corners, and the first door the sign "Authorized Personnel Only"...
David St. Hubbins : Yeah.
Janitor : Open that door, that's the stage!
David St. Hubbins : You think so?
Janitor : You're authorized. You're musicians aren't you?
David St. Hubbins : We've got guitars yeah.
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David St. Hubbins : Rock 'n roll! Rock and roll!
Viv Savage : Let's get it! Let's get it!
David St. Hubbins : This way?
Derek Smalls : No this way.
David St. Hubbins : I see, this way.
Derek Smalls : Straight through. Rock 'n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!
Nigel Tufnel : Let's go!
David St. Hubbins : [trying to find the stage, the band ends up at the same spot backstage] Fuck!
Janitor : You must've made a wrong turn.
Derek Smalls : We gotta go another way.
David St. Hubbins : Other way. Other way.
Derek Smalls : Other way. Other way.