Roy Chiao: Lao Che
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Quotes
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[as Indiana Jones drinks his martini, Lao Che's henchmen laugh as he holds up a vial]
Willie : What's that?
Lao Che : Antidote.
Indiana Jones : To what?
Lao Che : [matter-of-factly] The poison you just drank.
[laughs aloud]
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Lao Che : So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indiana Jones : You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
[Kao Kan holds his bandaged hand]
Lao Che : You have insulted my son.
Indiana Jones : No, you have insulted me. I spared his life.
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Willie : Aren't you gonna introduce us?
Lao Che : This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Willie : Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny little men searching for their mommies.
Indiana Jones : Mummies.
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Lao Che : You never told me you spoke my language, Doctor Jones.
Indiana Jones : Only on special occasions.
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Webber : Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats, but there might be a slight inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo full of live poultry.
Willie : Is he kidding?
Webber : Madam, it's the best I could do on such short notice!
[recognizes Willie]
Webber : Heavens, aren't you Willie Scott, the famous American female vocalist?
[Willie, Short Round, and Indy board airplane]
Indiana Jones : [shakes hands with Webber] I owe you a gin.
[laughs as he spots Lao Che arrive too late to stop him]
Indiana Jones : Nice try, Lao Che!
[Indiana slams plane door which says "LAO CHE AIR FREIGHT"]
Lao Che : Goodbye, Dr. Jones.
[he and his lackey laugh malevolently]
