- Holly Body: I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will not shave my pussy, no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.
- Jake Scully: I like to watch.
- Holly Body: Makes you hot, doesn't it?
- Jake Scully: Yeah.
- Holly Body: Makes me hot too. Why don't you come over here and I'll show you how hot?
- Jake Scully: Christ, I keep seeing it: Carol lying there. Her face was glowing.
- [after discovering his girlfriend's infidelity]
- Sam Bouchard: Her face was glowing?
- Jake Scully: Yeah.
- Sam Bouchard: How do you do that? How do you get a girl's face to glow? I got sixteen years of good humping, not once did I even get a glimmer, let alone a fucking glow! Glowing?
- Holly Body: Weirdo, so many weird people I should never have moved to Hollywood! Fucking freaky actors, that's what there is here. Masochistic directors! I should have known when he didn't even know what a cumshot was.
- Jake Scully: What a fool I am.
- [following his humiliation in the acting class]
- Sam Bouchard: C'mon, Jake, you're too hard on yourself. These guys, they can't get a job, they put an ad in the trades, they call themselves teachers. What do they teach us? How to be more fucked up than we already are!
- Det. Jim McLean: Gloria Revelle was a rich lady. Very rich. When rich wives get dead, I usually go after the husband. The only problem is, you saw a thief. An Indian killed Gloria Revelle.
- Jake Scully: I like to watch.
- Corso the Director: Makes you hot, doesn't it?
- Jake Scully: Yeah!
- Corso the Director: Makes me hot too, real hot. Come on over here and I'll show you how hot. Okay, take off your clothes, I wanna take some pictures.
- Jake Scully: Okay. What is it that we're watching?
- Corso the Director: I don't know. What are you, some kind of method actor?
- Sam Bouchard: Kicked the bitch out, I hope.
- Jake Scully: Nah, I didn't.
- Sam Bouchard: Why not?
- Jake Scully: It was her place.
- Jake Scully: I thought you were a bartender, not a priest.
- Douglas: That's right, I'm a bartender.
- Jake Scully: Then keep the fucking glass filled!
- Douglas: Keep your own glass filled.
- Jake Scully: I can make a better film than Corso with my eyes closed.
- Holly Body: Well, films cost money.
- Jake Scully: I got money.
- Holly Body: Well, then what are you doing in hard core?
- Jake Scully: The truth is a woman was murdered.
- Holly Body: [laughs]
- Jake Scully: Holly, it's not funny a woman was murdered! Look, you and I were set up by a murderer! He wanted to be sure that I witnessed the murder that's why he hired you to do your routine. He wanted to make sure that I was watching and that I would keep watching. Holly are you listening to me?
- Holly Body: Yes. I don't understand what you said.
- Jake Scully: WELL LISTEN HE'S A MURDERER, THE MAN WHO HIRED YOU IS A MURDERER.
- Jake Scully: Do you understand?
- Holly Body: Yes, I understand. I understand you're sick and you're a liar and you need professional help, and I do not like being yelled at.
- Jake Scully: I'm sorry.
- Holly Body: I should have known the minute you told me I had a terrific smile, no real porn producer would tell me that in a million years.
- Jake Scully: Holly, just come with me to the police.
- Holly Body: The police? Are you crazy? You listen to me you weirdo. I'm gonna leave now and don't try to follow me home because I have friends who will break your legs!
- Det. Jim McLean: Scully, I got a real problem with you.
- Jake Scully: What do you mean?
- Det. Jim McLean: I mean, you're my only witness to this murder, and you're a peeper. In my book, that's a pervert and a sex offender.
- Jake Scully: What do you mean, a sex offender?
- Det. Jim McLean: Save it! I ask the questions.
- Jake Scully: Well, Sam, here's to a friendship I hope...
- Sam Bouchard: Wait, wait. Let's do this right. Come here. To Hollywood!
- Jake Scully: Yeah, to Hollywood.
- Sid Goldberg: The X Cinema, L.A.'s classiest X-rated movie house. This week see the film everyone's talking about: "Holly Does Hollywood." And does it well. Screw magazine says, "Holly Body keeps this business where it belongs - in the gutter." In the words of Eros magazine, "The 'Gone With The Wind' of adult films." "'Holly Does Hollywood'" in a hedonist's heaven." Hustler magazine gives it "Hustler's highest rating." "10 Nominations including Best Picture," Critics Adult Film Association. Starring Holly Body. "Holly Does Hollywood" - Now playing at the X Cinema. And for you home viewers, you can pick it up right now at Tower Records all-night video sale.
- Det. Jim McLean: As far as I'm concerned, you're the real reason Gloria Revelle got murdered. If you hadn't have been so busy getting off by peeping on her, if you'd have called the police about the Indian, Gloria Revelle would still be alive.
- Jake Scully: You're fantastic. Really. Sensational. And I'll tell you something else. You've got a terrific...
- Holly Body: Body.
- Jake Scully: Smile.
- Holly Body: Smile?
- Sid Goldberg: I believe that you have a film opening this Friday at the Pussy Flick Theater? What is the title?
- Linda Shaw: Bold Obsession.
- Sid Goldberg: Bold Obsession. Tell us, Linda, what is your bold obsession?
- Linda Shaw: Well, Sid, that script was written especially for me, because I'm a bit of an expositionist.
- Sid Goldberg: You are an expositionist? Do you mean exhibitionist? Exhibitionist. Yeah, I'm sure.
- Linda Shaw: I just get excited when I know they're *watching* me.
- Sid Goldberg: Well, of course, they're out there watching you.
- Linda Shaw: I'm so hot.
- Sid Goldberg: Hot. It does? What happens when you get hot?
- Linda Shaw: Oh, it makes me want to come.
- Sid Goldberg: You want to come. Well, while you're coming, Linda, we'll watch this clip.
- Jake Scully: [after shooting a scene together in an adult film] You were great out there. I'll buy you a drink.
- Holly Body: A drink? I don't even know you.
- Holly Body: Lie down.
- [pushes Jake down on the rotating bed]
- Jake Scully: Hey.
- Holly Body: We had one of these in "Star Whores".
- Theatre Director: What have you been doing lately?
- Jake Scully: Well, I just started a low-budget independent horror film, Vampire's Kiss. I play the vampire.
- Theatre Director: Vampire's Kiss? It sounds interesting.
- Jake Scully: Before that I did Petruchio in 'Taming of the Shrew'.
- Theatre Director: Sounds interesting. Anything else?
- Jake Scully: You mean anything good?
- Sam Bouchard: You got a well-stocked bar, rotating bed...
- Jake Scully: Rotating?
- Sam Bouchard: Sauna and Jacuzzi beyond the walk-in closets.
- Frank: Rubin fired you.
- Jake Scully: What?
- Frank: You know, fired. Like, you don't have a job. He gave me some bull shit about "artistic differences." Now, what the hell happened?
- Jake Scully: Nothing. How can he do that?
- Frank: They're doing it right now, Jake.
- Jake Scully: Well, can't we do something? Maybe I should talk to Rubin?
- Frank: No, you better forget it. They've already hired another guy.
- Jake Scully: How do you know?
- Frank: He's my client.
- Paul Rutherford: [singing] Relax, don't do it, When you want to to go to it, Relax, don't do it, When you want to come, Relax, don't do it, When you want to suck it to it, Relax, don't do it, When you want to come, When you want to come...
- Jake Scully: Excuse me. Do you have "Holly Does Hollywood"?
- Video Salesman: Yeah, we do. It's in our adult section. Follow me.
- Jake Scully: On VHS?
- Video Salesman: Yeah, VHS. Whatever you want. 1/2 inch, 3/4, Beta.