Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)
Roger Moore: Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau
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Quotes
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Countess Chandra : Darling?
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Yes, my darling?
Countess Chandra : You're smoking the wrong end.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Yes... I knew that. You don't have to tell me I am smoking zhe wrong end. Do you know why I am smoking zhe wrong end?
Countess Chandra : No darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : You're right! I am smoking on zhe wrong end, because I have a very good reason.
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Sergeant Clifton Sleigh : [offering photograph] Do you know this man?
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : No! I have never seen this person ever in my life! Never!
Sergeant Clifton Sleigh : It's Inspector Clouseau.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : *Chief* Inspector.
Countess Chandra : *That's* Inspector Clouseau.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : *Chief* Inspector!
Sergeant Clifton Sleigh : You know him?
Countess Chandra : Yes!
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : What?
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Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : By the way, we have not been properly introduced. You of course know who I am.
Sergeant Clifton Sleigh : Sergeant Sleigh.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : No, I am not Sergeant Sleigh.
Sergeant Clifton Sleigh : No, 'I'm' Sergeant Sleigh.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Oh yes! Now we are getting somewhere.