A Christmas Story (1983)

Bill Kravitz: Billy

Quotes 

• Santa Claus : [to the next kid in line]  Come on up on Santa's lap.

  [Kid sits] 

  Santa Claus : Ahhh, here's a wet one. And what's your name, little boy?

  Billy : Billy.

  Santa Claus : Oh, boy Billy! And what do you want for Christmas, Billy? A toy truck? Get him off my lap and get me a towel.

  [Male Elf grabs Billy off Santa's lap] 

  Santa Claus : Bye, Billy! Ho ho ho!

  Male Elf : Bombs away!

  [pushes Billy down the slide] 

  Santa Claus : Oh, I hate the smell of tapioca.