Porky's (1981)
Doug McGrath: Coach Warren
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Coach Brakett : [regarding Miss Honeywell] Oh boy, would I like to get next to that.
Coach Warren : Ah yes, Lassie.
Coach Brakett : Lassie?
Coach Warren : Patience my boy, patience.
Coach Brakett : Why do they call her Lassie?
Coach Warren : Why do you think?
Coach Brakett : I dunno.
Coach Warren : Awooooooo.
Coach Brakett : You callin' her a dog? That's angel food cake.
Coach Warren : Well, what can I tell ya?
Coach Brakett : You can tell me why they call her Lassie.
Coach Warren : Just get her up in the equipment room, and you'll find out. But beware of King Kong.