The Last American Virgin (1982)
Joe Rubbo: David
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Druggist : [1:04:02] Your balls itch? Crabs! At your age? Young people. Don't worry about it. Now if you take this and apply it 3 times a day. Those little things will go away in no time.
Gary : Thank you. Thanks
Druggist : You're welcome
Gary : Pay him
David : How much do I owe you?
Druggist : $3.99
David : Crab killer: $3.99
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Gary : [52:51] Here he comes
Rick : Hey, what's shakin, guys?
David : How's it goin', Rick?
Gary : Hi, what's happenin'?
Rick : Hey, you know what's happenin'! Let's have it!
Gary : Let's have what?
Gary : Let me have what?
Rick : What do you mean let me have what! I believe we talked about a key to somebody's grandmother's house!
Gary : Oh... that... Rick, I looked all over for it, I couldn't find it. Didn't we look for it, David?
David : Yeah, we did, we couldn't find it anywhere
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David : [20:39] 1, 2, 3, 4. Thank you. Hey Gary
Gary : Hi
David : Don't strain your eyeballs
Gary : Do you know who she is?
David : Which one? The one with the purple streak in her hair?
Gary : No. The other one, turkey
David : I think her name is Karen
Gary : Karen what?
Gary : I don't know! She just moved here about a week ago
David : Can you find out where she lives?
Gary : Sure, no sweat. For a small fee I think I can find out