Seems Like Old Times (1980)
Robert Guillaume: Fred
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Quotes
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Fred : What should I do Ira?
Stanley : What should he do about what.
Glenda Gardenia Parks : The chicken, Fred is a vegetarian and doesn't know if he should eat it.
Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks : Eat the chicken Fred.
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Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks : The man sleeps under my bed, drives my car, and wears my tuxedo... I just want to meet him. Hold it right there. You're under arrest.
Fred : The police are on their way
Nick Gardenia : Didn't like the chicken, huh?
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Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks : Is this a gag?
Fred : This is a government agency... you know we don't have a sense of humor.
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Nick Gardenia : [looks right into camera] Oh Sh**!
Fred : [looks at Gardenia's image coming off printer] Jeee-sus!
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Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks : Sorry.
[takes his seat]
Fred : Sorry.
[takes his seat]
Glenda Gardenia Parks : Sorry.
[takes her seat]
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Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks : [anxious to apprehend Nick Gardenia for the alleged bank robbery] The sooner he's caught, the better off we are. What are the police doing?
Fred : The usual: road blocks, couple of helicopters, dogs - BIG dogs. Anything else?
Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks : Could we call the Air Force and ask for saturation bombing?
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Fred : So anyway, the son of a gun lifted every one of my lecture notes in college, and *he* makes Attorney General.
Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks : Well, you can't fight crime without first experiencing it.
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Fred : The chauffeur verified it.
Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks : A convicted felon who stole the hubcaps off six limousines during a funeral service. He verified it?
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Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks : Would you all excuse me for a moment?
Fred : Would you all excuse me for a moment?
Glenda Gardenia Parks : Would you all excuse me for a moment?
Governor : Peculiar time to go the john.