Martin (1977)

Michael Gornick: Barry - Radio Talk Show Host

Quotes 

• Martin Matthias : Everything has been pretty easy since I've learned how to be careful. People are the hardest thing.

  Radio Talk Show Host : I understand.

  Martin Matthias : When I see people together, they don't talk. Not really. They don't say what they mean.

  Radio Talk Show Host : Right.

  Martin Matthias : Then they, they have the other... the sexy stuff. Whenever they want. I've been much too shy to ever do the sexy stuff. I mean, do it with someone who's awake. Someday maybe I'll get to do it - awake - without the blood part. Just do it with somebody. Then be together and talk all night.

• Martin Matthias : And that's another thing about those movies. Vampires always have ladies. Sometimes lots of ladies. Well, that's wrong too! You don't need all that.

  Radio Talk Show Host : Ah, ha, ha, ha, you don't need that?

  Martin Matthias : No, you really don't. I mean, if the magic part was real and you could make them do whatever you wanted to...

  Radio Talk Show Host : Ha, ha, oh yeah!

  Martin Matthias : Well, that would be different. In real life, in real life you can't get people to do what you want them to do.

• Radio Talk Show Host : Live for yourself! Whatever it takes to get through the night. Right, Count?

  Martin Matthias : Are you making fun of me?