Mork & Mindy (TV Series 1978–1982) Poster

(1978–1982)

Pam Dawber: Mindy McConnell, Mandy

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  • Louise Bailey : [in a jail cell with Mindy]  Funny the way things happen. I'm in here because of a silly old parking meter.

    Mindy McConnell : You're kidding!

    Louise Bailey : No, I went into a hardware store and when I came out, *there* was a policeman writing me a ticket.

    Mindy McConnell : I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket.

    Louise Bailey : Well, in a roundabout way. You see when I put the shovel in the trunk, Walter's arm fell out.

    Mindy McConnell : Who's Walter?

    Louise Bailey : My husband.

    Mindy McConnell : What was he doing in the trunk?

    Louise Bailey : Not much... he was dead. I warned him about his snoring for years but he just wouldn't believe me. So last night I took a pair of my very best pantyhose, and I wrapped them around his neck... real tight. You know it was the first good night's sleep I've had in 31 years.

    Mindy McConnell : [Mindy gets up and walks across to the other side of the cell]  Well, you look well rested.

    Louise Bailey : You don't snore, do you, dear?

  • Franklin Delano Bickley : That's diddly, he's just going out of town, I'm going out of business. I used to be the best greeting card writer around. I can't work any more.

    Mindy McConnell : Oh, come on, we don't make that much noise.

    Franklin Delano Bickley : I know, I was blaming it on you but it's time i faced it. I've lost it.

    Mork : We could form a posse and find it if you want.

    Franklin Delano Bickley : No, it's no use. They say your sympathy is the first thing to go. I used to be able to get tears out of a coat rack. Not any more.

    [pulls a card from his pocket] 

    Franklin Delano Bickley : Listen to this. "Your pet rabbit died. Poor little muffet. Your two choices are, eat it or stuff it".

    Mork : Aww, that's sad.

  • Mork : [Mork's emotions are out of control. His solution is to introduce them to Mindy's emotions]  OK guys, come on over here

    [mimes football huddle] 

    Mork : Right!

    [leaps back over to Mindy] 

    Mindy McConnell : Well?

    Mork : I've got mixed emotions.

  • Mindy McConnell : [Mork and Mindy are trapped in a giant birdcage facing certain death]  Mork, I have something to confess to you. When you were out one day, I... I... I put on your spacesuit.

    Mork : [shocked]  The helmet, too?

    Mindy McConnell : Boots and all!

    Mork : [after Mork has had a chance to absorb this revelation]  Well, Mindy, I have something to confess to you.

    [Mindy grows more and more shocked as she connects the dots] 

  • Mork : If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird.

    Mindy McConnell : Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection.

    Mork : Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them?

    Mindy McConnell : Yeah, it can.

    Mork : Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?

  • [alarm for Mork's wristwatch which he wears round his ankle goes off] 

    Mindy McConnell : Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it.

    [bends down and pushes button on watch, pulls out small piece of paper under watch strap] 

    Mindy McConnell : What's this piece of paper?

    Mork : Must be a footnote.

  • Mindy McConnell : Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios?

    Mork : Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.

  • Mindy McConnell : [Mork has proposed, and after chatting with Fred and Cora, she decides to not marry Mork]  I guess what I'm really trying to say is... I can't marry you

    Mork : Mind', That's a joke right, like the volunteer army? Ha ha ha... R R R!... R R Rrrr.

  • Mearth : [seeing that the apartment has been filled with expensive toys]  Mammy, the tooth fairy *has* been keeping up with inflation.

    Mindy McConnell : [sarcastic]  Gee, I wonder who could be behind all this.

    Mork : [Mork jumps out of a huge box in the middle of the room]  Surprise!

    Mindy McConnell : No, not really.

  • Mork : [referring to the Exidor Boutique, in which Mork invested all of their savings]  Come on, Mind, Exidor *knows* what he's doing.

    Exidor : [storming out of the dressing room, talking to his imaginary friend]  What do you mean the mannequins want a coffee break? They just had one ten minutes ago and all they did was dribble.

    Exidor : [to Mork]  Partner. Glad to see you brought the little woman.

    Mindy McConnell : We want our money back now, and don't call me the little woman.

    Mork : What she's trying to say is, Exidor, we've had a change of heart, you know like when Annie Richards wanted to change dressing rooms.

    Exidor : I've only been open two hours. Even Evita didn't pay off its backers that fast.

    Mindy McConnell : We want our money back.

    Exidor : Look, business is a little slow but we're gonna have our two-for-one sale. Buy two, get one. Who could resist that?

    Mindy McConnell : That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

    Exidor : Listen, Perky, are you insinuating I'm some kind of crack-pot? Well, that's what they said about David Rockefeller.

    Mindy McConnell : Nobody ever said that about David Rockefeller.

    Exidor : *I* did...

    [suddenly looks the other way] 

    Exidor : Pepe, pepe. You call yourself a tailor? Just lengthen the sleeve don't clip his nails

    [Exidor storms off with "Pepe"] 

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