Alice, Sweet Alice (1976)

Alphonso DeNoble: Mr. Alphonso

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Quotes 

• Mr. Alphonso : [to his hoard of pet kittens]  Are Momma's little babies hungry?

  [the kittens refuse to eat from the tin of moist cat food] 

  Mr. Alphonso : ... Well, Momma is.

  [Alphonso begins to eat the food from the tin himself] 

• Mr. Alphonso : Psst. Where are you going?

  Alice Spages : None of your business, fatso.

  Mr. Alphonso : Uh, I'm not feeling well and stores don't deliver on Sundays.

  [he makes fake coughing noises] 

  Mr. Alphonso : How would you like to go to the store for me, please?

  [Alice walks off] 

  Mr. Alphonso : That little bitch.

• Mr. Alphonso : [about Karen's funeral]  I heard everyone leave. It's all over, huh? Well, you die and they put you in the ground. Such a shame. Such a pretty girl too. Too bad she was the one to end up in the box.

  Alice Spages : My mother thought you could use some cake, fatty.

  [hands him cake] 

  Mr. Alphonso : Thank your mother for me. Such a lovely lady. God always takes the pretty ones.

• Aunt Annie DeLorenze : [Annie sees a figure in a yellow coat on the stairs as Mr. Alphonso plays his records]  Alice!

  [Annie reaches down but the figure stabs her repeatedly, her face concealed by a mask] 

  Catherine Spages : Annie... Annie!

  [the figure disappears down the stairs] 

  Mr. Alphonso : Alice, you little bitch!... Catherine no, don't go down there!

  Catherine Spages : [Catherine pushes him out of the way and runs downstairs, chasing Annie as she crawls away]  Annie, wait!

  Aunt Annie DeLorenze : [Annie makes it outside and onto the sidewalk in the pouring rain just as Catherine reaches her]  AAAAAHHHHH!

• Mr. Alphonso : [advancing towards Alice with a creepy smile, fondling her and touching her hair]  Where are you going? I know what you have downstairs!

  Alice Spages : [backing away, disgusted by Alphonso's pervy behavior]  You've been snooping through my things?

  Mr. Alphonso : YOUR things? They're not YOUR things!... Karen will come for them! The dead have ways! The dead don't rest easy!

  [presses her up against the door and begins kissing her] 

  Alice Spages : You'd better let me go, you weirdo!

• Mr. Alphonso : [to Alice who has brought a rent check from her mother to him]  Give me that check!

  Mr. Alphonso : [Alice crunches the check in her hands as he grabs it]  You little bitch! Look what you've done to this check!