Julia Sweeney: Various, Pat, Dame Sarah Kensington, Caller, Sandy, Waitress, Wife, Amy Fisher, Camilla Parker-Bowles, Christy, Confessor, Cynthia McFaddin, Dana Plato, Deanna Troi, Dick Clark's Biological Mother, Dr. Catherine McAndrews, Ethel Merman, Friend, Gina 'The Clap' Vinetti, Guest, Jamie, Jane Pauley, Jo Reynolds, Joan Embery, Joy Philbin, Kate Pierson, Lesbian Mother, Leslie Abramson, Lois Lane, Loni Anderson, Mabel Blaster, Mandy, Mary Beth, Mary Putnam, Mrs. Wetherbee, Nancy, Nancy Sinatra, Naomi Judd, Pam, Parent, Passerby, Petula Clark, Police Officer, Self, Shirley Partridge, Susan Sontag, Yes and No But Player, visitor