Carry on Matron (1972)
Hattie Jacques: Matron
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Quotes
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Matron : [handing Sir Bernard envelopes] By the way - your mail.
Sir Bernard Cutting : Yes, I am! And I can prove it, d'you hear! Prove it!
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Matron : I'm a simple woman with simple tastes, and I want to be wooed!
Sir Bernard Cutting : Ooh, you can be as 'wude' as you like with me!
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Mr. Tidey : Well, what's happened?
Matron : I'm afraid it was another false alarm, Mr Tidey. You may as well go back to work.
Mr. Tidey : Go back to work? It was due three weeks ago.
Mr. Tidey : Well I'm sorry but babies tend to arrive when they feel like it. There's nothing we can do about it.
Mr. Tidey : That's a fine state of affairs, innit eh? We'd soon be in a right old mess if we ran the railways like that.
Matron : I was under the impression that you did.