- Lloyd Seibert: There they go, ladies and gentlemen, the most beautiful girls in Las Vegas. Each and every one of them is looking for a husband; so, if any of you husbands are looking?
- Michele: It's not a question of right or wrong. It's just a question of what appeals to me and what doesn't.
- Jackie: He broke my date with Tony, that good-looking blond I was taking to Billy's party. Who does he think he is, my father or something? I mean, if I can't go out with whomever I please, I might as well be married or something.
- Michele: What does a girl have to do to get a job around here?
- Joe Brodnek: As far as I know, just dance.
- Michele: Parties are kind of like pot. When you're up, they're fine; but, when your down, they're nothing.
- Michele: Hey, I'll let you smell my - good luck piece.
- Lloyd Seibert: Your what? What? What is it?
- Michele: Go ahead, smell it.
- Alan Moris: Hung up on bullfights. You gotta be some kind of freak to like to watch an animal die. Or, does it make him a better lover?
- Lieutenant Manion: You do a speciality at his club, don't you?
- Lloyd Seibert: Strobe light, psychedelic, the usual.
- Lieutenant Manion: I can use that.
- Lloyd Seibert: Is Jerri Benton around?
- Lieutenant Manion: I'm Jerri Benton.
- Lloyd Seibert: Oh, you're a woman.
- Lieutenant Manion: Thanks for noticing.