The Fortune Cookie (1966)
Howard McNear: Mr. Cimoli
Quotes
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Willie Gingrich : Now tell me, Mr. Cimoli, exactly how did you break your hip?
Mr. Cimoli : It's my *pelvis*!
Willie Gingrich : All right, your pelvis. How did it happen?
Mr. Cimoli : Well I was coming out of the store, and there it was on the sidewalk.
Willie Gingrich : What?
Mr. Cimoli : [Shows Gingrich a banana peel] This.
Willie Gingrich : I see. And you were coming out of *what* store?
Mr. Cimoli : Nat's Delicatessen, on Euclid Avenue.
Willie Gingrich : Too bad.
Mr. Cimoli : Oh, such pain.
Willie Gingrich : I mean too bad it didn't happen further down the street in front of the May Company. From *them* you can collect. Couldn't you have dragged yourself another twenty feet?
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Mr. Cimoli : Hey, how much do you think my pain is worth?
Willie Gingrich : By itself, nothing. So, it's a good thing you came to me. Before we're through with them, we'll have them begging for mercy
Mr. Cimoli : Who's them?
Willie Gingrich : That I haven't figured out yet. But don't go away. I'll think if maybe...
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Mr. Cimoli : Say, how much do you think my pelvis is worth?
Willie Gingrich : By itself, nothing. So it's a good thing you came to me. Before we're through, we'll have them begging for mercy.
Mr. Cimoli : Well, who's "them"?
Willie Gingrich : That l haven't figured out yet.