The Fortune Cookie (1966)
Ned Glass: Doc Schindler
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Quotes
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Willie Gingrich : He's gonna give you a shot to help you pass those tests.
Harry Hinkle : Oh, I'm not gonna take any shots from a waiter!
Willie Gingrich : What do you mean "waiter?" This is Doc Schindler, from Chicago.
Doc Schindler : Howdy.
Willie Gingrich : Those insurance guys think they're such geniuses. What they forget is every time they build a better mousetrap, the mice gets smarter, too.
Harry Hinkle : You'll be careful, won't you, Doc?
Doc Schindler : I better be, because I'm on parole.
Harry Hinkle : Parole?
Doc Schindler : They caught me tampering with a horse at Arlington Park.
Harry Hinkle : A veterinary?
Willie Gingrich : Well actually, he's a dentist.
Doc Schindler : What do you want?
Willie Gingrich : Right arm and left leg. Make them good and numb.
Doc Schindler : Oh, *numb*.
Willie Gingrich : Sure, we want those nerves blocked!
Doc Schindler : Oh, then I better use the Novocain, because with this stuff, he'll run the mile in 1:34 flat.
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Doc Schindler : I'm looking for a freckle!