- Harry R. Baker: [when his wife complains about his habit of entering and tossing the evening newspaper on the dining room table] It's clean, I had it boiled.
- [first lines]
- Mrs. Sophie Baker: Buddy? is that you?
- Buddy Baker: Yeah, mom.
- Mrs. Sophie Baker: You're home from work early.
- Buddy Baker: Uh, yeah, um, I'm going out tonight.
- Mrs. Sophie Baker: Please, darling, don't shed dirt in the living room.
- Buddy Baker: I won't.
- [last lines]
- Buddy Baker: Hello, Julia? This is Alan's brother, Buddy. Hey uh - don't you know you could get arrested for having such a sexy voice?