- [on the beach at Cannes, Harry and Skipper are watching Elliott chat up a pretty French girl, as the girl's mother looks on disapprovingly]
- Skipper Willard: How do you like Elliott's new moustache, Dad?
- Harry Willard: I think I like the one on the girl's mother better.
- Harry Willard: [Harry finds Elliott sitting on his own] Well, what are you doing out here sitting all by yourself? Nothing wrong is there?
- Elliott Willard: Don't worry about me. Go back to your party. Drink! Be Happy! I'll be alright.
- Harry Willard: Oh, come on now, Elliott, snap out of it. This is our trip. We're supposed to be having fun.
- Elliott Willard: Fun? Oh, that's ironic. It's truly ironic.
- Harry Willard: What's wrong, son. You can tell me.
- Elliott Willard: Dad, let's not do the man-to-man talk bit now, okay. I couldn't take it.
- Harry Willard: Oh, look, the ship's crawling with pretty girls. Go find yourself a girl.
- Elliott Willard: You don't understand, Pop. You just don't understand anything.
- Harry Willard: I wish you'd stop talking like I'm from Mars or something. What don't I understand?
- Elliott Willard: Simply this - I'm not interested in other girls. I'm deeply, beautifully in love with a very fine person. Together we might have had a chance for happiness. Together we...