Pocketful of Miracles (1961)
Hope Lange: Elizabeth (Queenie) Martin
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Quotes
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Queenie Martin : [Queenie walks with her make-up artists] Alright, gang, here's your challenge. Come on, Annie, stand up and meet your makers. It's okay.
[Annie stands up]
Queenie Martin : Now this has got to be a complete overhaul, kids, from top to bottom.
Joy Boy : Don't forget a new set of kidneys.
Queenie Martin : All right, Annie, lets go.
[leading Annie to the bedroom]
Queenie Martin : Come on wizards, let's wiz!
Dave the Dude : Let's go. Let's go.
Junior : [Junior shaking his head] My old lady always said you can't make a pig's ear out of an old sow.
Pierre : Monsieur, your old lady was not Pierre! Hum!
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Dave the Dude : When I located him on the phone, he cried. Imagine! I cried, too. It was the wettest long-distance call.
Queenie Martin : You cried? I've never seen you cry.
Queenie Martin : Oh, when I'm happy, when I'm really happy, I'm a Niagara.
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Dave the Dude : It's okay for you to shake this, you didn't want this in the first place. But, I'm a man. I'm a man that needs a little action.
Queenie Martin : Action? Prohibition's over, isn't it?
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Queenie Martin : [singing] Baby, baby, baby... Baby, baby, *baby*... I love you... Hope you love me too, Ooo!
[talking]
Queenie Martin : All right, all right, you wonderful bunch of ex-lawbreakers, this is the last night, the last song, and the last bottle's on the house! Hooray!
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Dave the Dude : I'm making a meeting with our future, sweetheart. Mr. Big, himself.
Queenie Martin : Not Darcey.
Dave the Dude : You're right. Darcey.
Queenie Martin : Oh, Dude, no.
Dave the Dude : Why?
Queenie Martin : You're not going to Chicago?
Dave the Dude : No. The Mountain is comin' to the Dude. I'm not going to Chicago.
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Dave the Dude : Will you get me a pair of pants, will you, please?
Queenie Martin : You change your own diapers!
Dave the Dude : I said, "pants me!"
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Dave the Dude : I took you from nothing and made you into something.
Queenie Martin : For what? So I could become a gangster's flashy moll? Not me, mister.
Dave the Dude : You ain't walkin' out on me. You ain't walkin' out on me, not on Dave the Dude.
Queenie Martin : I'm not walking. I'm running.
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Apple Annie : Well, if it isn't my dear friend, the Dave of Dude and his charming broad.
Dave the Dude : She's just bagged again. You had me worried. Where's the bottle, Annie? All right.
Apple Annie : So nice of you to come. The Butler will take your things.
Queenie Martin : Lovely estate you have here, Lady Chatterley.
Apple Annie : It's nothing really, just something I - I keep for the hunting season. Everybody's coming down for the hunting season, don't you know?
Queenie Martin : Oh, the flea hunt, isn't it?
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Queenie Martin : I got troubles, Annie, but, boy, you - you need a miracle.
Apple Annie : What am I going to do?
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Queenie Martin : She's an old souse, maybe, but she's full of dreams.
Dave the Dude : Ah, she's full of gin.
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Queenie Martin : Well, here they are, the miracle workers. Here's my maid, manicurist, hairdresser, chiropodist, masseuse, and, the pièce de résistance: Pierre of the Saxon Plaza, Pierre the divine. Take a bow, toots.
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Judge Henry G. Blake : I'll do my best, but, at my age, the libido is *most* unpredictable.
Queenie Martin : Don't worry about that. What did you say?
Judge Henry G. Blake : Your humble servant, Madam, and your eager spouse.
Queenie Martin : Oh well, Judge, that's the best offer I've had all day.
Dave the Dude : No wonder he's droolin'. Listen, you fricasseed Casanova, not her! You're gonna marry Apple Annie.
Judge Henry G. Blake : Apple Annie?
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Queenie Martin : If I can stall my wedding, he can stall his shortcut to Sing Sing.
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Queenie Martin : We're nothin'! We're a bunch of grabbers. All of us! Lookin' for the best of it! Just once, couldn't we help somebody - just to help somebody?
Dave the Dude : That's it! You're through, Sister Queenie! That's it. We're just gonna help somebody. We are going to help me! Me! That's who we're gonna help.
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Queenie Martin : [redhead screams] What's the matter?
Redhead Chorus Girl : Him! He - he tried to pick my pocket where there ain't no pocket.
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Queenie Martin : Uncle David's already an experienced godfather.