- Chad Bixby: Do you think I'm a fool?
- Ruby Jones: I think most men are fools, white boy. And most women.
- Chad Bixby: Rose, this is Salome.
- Rose: Why is she so skinny? Ladies supposed to be fat, and men skinny.
- Sarah 'Salome' Davis: We can't just make love when you want to. I mean, we both have to want that.
- Tony McDowall: Great, and when do you think that might be? Next week, next month, maybe by Christmas?