Queen of Outer Space (1958)
Dave Willock: Lt. Mike Cruze
Quotes
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Talleah : I hate her! I hate dat qveen!
Lt. Mike Cruze : She's jealous!
Lt. Larry Turner : Twenty-six million miles from Earth, and the little dolls are just the same.
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Capt. Neal Patterson : I didn't say anything to the Queen. I didn't want to put her on guard, but I'm beginning to think our being here is not an accident.
Prof. Konrad : I'm afraid I must agree with you.
Lt. Mike Cruze : What is that? What is that?
Capt. Neal Patterson : The ray that destroyed the space station and knocked us off our course may have originated right here.
Lt. Mike Cruze : Oh, come off it! How could a bunch of women invent a gizmo like that?
Lt. Larry Turner : Sure, and even if they invented it, how could they aim it? You know how women drivers are!
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Lt. Larry Turner : [reacting to the Venusians and their ray guns] They speak English!
Venusian guard : Go, go, go!
Prof. Konrad : I believe we better accept the invitation
Lt. Mike Cruze : Yeah, the way those shooting irons of theirs work, I'm with you, Doc.
Blonde Venusian Girl with a Ray Gun : Bacchino. Bacchino!
Lt. Larry Turner : Well, you heard what the babe said. Bacchino?
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Lt. Mike Cruze : It looks like snow.
Lt. Larry Turner : That ain't snow, Mike. It's angel hair.
Lt. Mike Cruze : Huh?
Lt. Larry Turner : We done died and gone to heaven.
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Lt. Mike Cruze : Well, you're a cheerful little thing tonight. Why'd you ever give up that job as Master of Ceremonies in the Chamber of Horrors?
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Lt. Mike Cruze : Hey, you kids play rough!
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Lt. Mike Cruze : Alright, doll, alright!
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Lt. Mike Cruze : And I'm the guy that said this was going to be a lousy milk run.
Lt. Larry Turner : Very interesting, so far!
Capt. Neal Patterson : It would be more interesting when we find out what they're going to do with us.
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Capt. Neal Patterson : What happened to them, the men?
Talleah : They're all gone.
Lt. Mike Cruze : You mean they're dead?
Talleah : Not all of them. Some of them she needed. Scientist. Mathematicians.
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Prof. Konrad : I watched her. Believe me, Captain Patterson, she only had eyes for you.
Lt. Mike Cruze : That's it! Maybe Yllana has more on her mind besides military information. Neal, why don't you give her the ole romance bit? You know, give her that black magic.
Capt. Neal Patterson : Queen Yllana?
Lt. Larry Turner : She's a woman, isn't she!
Prof. Konrad : Yes, remember the legend of Achilles heel. No one, man or woman, is completely invulnerable.
Lt. Larry Turner : Now, listen, Skipper, maybe I'm the fella that oughta have all this romantic razzamatazz.
Capt. Neal Patterson : Sorry. I don't think Yllana's your type.
Lt. Larry Turner : What do you mean? If she's a woman, she's my type!
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Lt. Mike Cruze : Well, what are going to do? Just sit around and wait for those dames to polish us off with their ray guns?
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Col. Ramsey : I know you men are anxious to return home.
Lt. Larry Turner : [kissing Motiya] Colonel are you kidding?
[kisses Motiya]
Col. Ramsey : But, you must bear your privations and hardships bravely.
Lt. Mike Cruze : [kissing Kaeel] Hardships? Oh, I will Colonel! I will! Bravely! Yes, sir!
[kisses Kaeel]
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Lt. Mike Cruze : Well, what now?
Prof. Konrad : My guess is, they want to look us over.
Capt. Neal Patterson : That's fair enough. Larry's sure looking them over.
Lt. Larry Turner : You're not foolin'. How do you like that blonde? Wow! Hey Mike, how'd you like to drag that to the Senior Prom?
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Lt. Larry Turner : Why do you suppose the Queen and her counselors wear those masks?
Prof. Konrad : I'd assume for the same reason that Oriental potentates made their wives wear veils.
Lt. Mike Cruze : Oh, you mean so the hoi polloi can't take a peek?
Prof. Konrad : Something like that.
Lt. Larry Turner : Brother! They must be knockouts - judging by what there is to see.