Queen of Outer Space (1958)
Patrick Waltz: Lt. Larry Turner
Quotes
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Prof. Konrad : Perhaps this is a civilization that exists without sex.
Lt. Larry Turner : You call that civilization?
Prof. Konrad : Frankly, no.
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Lt. Larry Turner : Why don't you girls knock off all this Gestapo stuff and try to be a little friendly.
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Lt. Larry Turner : Hi ya, dolls! Glad to have you on our side.
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Talleah : I hate her! I hate dat qveen!
Lt. Mike Cruze : She's jealous!
Lt. Larry Turner : Twenty-six million miles from Earth, and the little dolls are just the same.
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Capt. Neal Patterson : I didn't say anything to the Queen. I didn't want to put her on guard, but I'm beginning to think our being here is not an accident.
Prof. Konrad : I'm afraid I must agree with you.
Lt. Mike Cruze : What is that? What is that?
Capt. Neal Patterson : The ray that destroyed the space station and knocked us off our course may have originated right here.
Lt. Mike Cruze : Oh, come off it! How could a bunch of women invent a gizmo like that?
Lt. Larry Turner : Sure, and even if they invented it, how could they aim it? You know how women drivers are!
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Lt. Larry Turner : If I see any of those little green men, I'll faint. The sound of my body falling will wake you up.
Capt. Neal Patterson : Nah, I wouldn't worry. The fire ought to keep 'em away.
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Lt. Larry Turner : [reacting to the Venusians and their ray guns] They speak English!
Venusian guard : Go, go, go!
Prof. Konrad : I believe we better accept the invitation
Lt. Mike Cruze : Yeah, the way those shooting irons of theirs work, I'm with you, Doc.
Blonde Venusian Girl with a Ray Gun : Bacchino. Bacchino!
Lt. Larry Turner : Well, you heard what the babe said. Bacchino?
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Larry's Girl : [kiss] Oh, but, Larry, space ships are dangerous! I mean, what if it should get lost up there? Or, blow up, or something? Oh, I wouldn't know what to do without you.
Lt. Larry Turner : I'm sorry, baby. But, I don't have any other choice. I'm a navigator and they can't make a move without me.
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Prof. Konrad : I don't think they like strangers.
Capt. Neal Patterson : I don't think they like men!
Lt. Larry Turner : Yeah, where are the men?
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Lt. Larry Turner : How can a doll as cute as that be such a pain in the neck?
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Lt. Larry Turner : [kiss] So long, honey. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Larry's Girl : Bye.
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Lt. Mike Cruze : It looks like snow.
Lt. Larry Turner : That ain't snow, Mike. It's angel hair.
Lt. Mike Cruze : Huh?
Lt. Larry Turner : We done died and gone to heaven.
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Lt. Mike Cruze : And I'm the guy that said this was going to be a lousy milk run.
Lt. Larry Turner : Very interesting, so far!
Capt. Neal Patterson : It would be more interesting when we find out what they're going to do with us.
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Lt. Larry Turner : [Talleah walks in the room] Man, they're getting beautifuler and beautifuler!
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Talleah : Maybe I could help.
Lt. Larry Turner : Fine! We could use a little help, baby.
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Lt. Larry Turner : We're the only men on the whole planet?
Talleah : [smiles] Yes!
Lt. Larry Turner : Wow!
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Prof. Konrad : I watched her. Believe me, Captain Patterson, she only had eyes for you.
Lt. Mike Cruze : That's it! Maybe Yllana has more on her mind besides military information. Neal, why don't you give her the ole romance bit? You know, give her that black magic.
Capt. Neal Patterson : Queen Yllana?
Lt. Larry Turner : She's a woman, isn't she!
Prof. Konrad : Yes, remember the legend of Achilles heel. No one, man or woman, is completely invulnerable.
Lt. Larry Turner : Now, listen, Skipper, maybe I'm the fella that oughta have all this romantic razzamatazz.
Capt. Neal Patterson : Sorry. I don't think Yllana's your type.
Lt. Larry Turner : What do you mean? If she's a woman, she's my type!
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Prof. Konrad : You know, there's a certain irony in the fact that our lives and perhaps the lives of everyone on earth may depend on Captain Patterson's sex appeal.
Lt. Larry Turner : If she'd of only picked me. I'd get her under a tree with a full moon and all that romantic jazz. Do they have a moon on the planet Venus?
Prof. Konrad : Yes, they have several.
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Motiya : It seems I'm always being forced close to you.
Lt. Larry Turner : Oh, that's alright. I'm not the type to complain. Air Force, you know. We learn to handle almost any emergency.
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Talleah : Women can't be happy without men.
Lt. Larry Turner : You're so right, baby!
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Capt. Neal Patterson : Tie her up!
Queen Yllana : Let me go!
Capt. Neal Patterson : Put her in back of that screen.
Lt. Larry Turner : It'll be a pleasure.
Queen Yllana : Let me go! You're hurting me, let me go! Let me go!
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Col. Ramsey : I know you men are anxious to return home.
Lt. Larry Turner : [kissing Motiya] Colonel are you kidding?
[kisses Motiya]
Col. Ramsey : But, you must bear your privations and hardships bravely.
Lt. Mike Cruze : [kissing Kaeel] Hardships? Oh, I will Colonel! I will! Bravely! Yes, sir!
[kisses Kaeel]
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Lt. Mike Cruze : Well, what now?
Prof. Konrad : My guess is, they want to look us over.
Capt. Neal Patterson : That's fair enough. Larry's sure looking them over.
Lt. Larry Turner : You're not foolin'. How do you like that blonde? Wow! Hey Mike, how'd you like to drag that to the Senior Prom?
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Lt. Larry Turner : Why do you suppose the Queen and her counselors wear those masks?
Prof. Konrad : I'd assume for the same reason that Oriental potentates made their wives wear veils.
Lt. Mike Cruze : Oh, you mean so the hoi polloi can't take a peek?
Prof. Konrad : Something like that.
Lt. Larry Turner : Brother! They must be knockouts - judging by what there is to see.