- Colonel Carleton Carroway: Well, I told her you were a great showman.
- Drogo Gaines: Oh, Colonel, why'd you tell her a thing like that?
- Colonel Carleton Carroway: Well, you're an imposter, aren't you? It's better to be a good imposter than a bad one.
- Penguin Moore: Don't you think you've raised the prices too much?
- Colonel Carleton Carroway: Too much? Why these people couldn't have a good time unless they paid too much.
- Colonel Carleton Carroway: That's another invention of mine. I never focus the camera. Anyone can focus the camera. I focus you.
- Jinx: Hurry up, Drogo. Ah can't hold 'em much longer. They're waitin' for you.
- Drogo Gaines: The lions?
- Jinx: No, the people, silly.
- Drogo Gaines: Do you realize we've broken the law, leaving a jail in that manner?
- Colonel Carleton Carroway: Well, let's go back. Maybe you can think of a better way.