Gloria Jean: Gloria
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Quotes
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His Niece : We're falling 2,000 feet!
The Great Man : It's all right, dear. Don't start worrying 'til we get down 1,999. It's the last foot that's dangerous.
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His Niece : Why didn't you ever marry?
The Great Man : I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
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The Great Man : Oh, for a Maxwell parachute!
His Niece : What's a Maxwell parachute?
The Great Man : Good until the last drop, dear.
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[they're in the basket trying to figure out how to get it pulled up to the mountaintop - a rock falls on his head]
His Niece : Did it hurt you, uncle?
The Great Man : No... how could a rock dropping from a thousand feet hurt your head?
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His Niece : [Last Lines] My Uncle Bill. But I still love him.
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The Great Man : Don't you want to be smart?
His Niece : No. I want to be like you.
The Great Man : Don't you think I'm smart?
His Niece : Not very.
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His Niece : Uncle Bill, I don't want you to get married.
The Great Man : You listen to me, Missy, don't you want to live in this beautiful nest? Have a personal maid?
His Niece : No.
The Great Man : Wear diaphanous gowns? And eat regularly?
