- Lee Chan: [after being kicked in the seat from behind] Oh, gee, Pop, how'd you know it was me?
- Charlie Chan: Frequent spankings when young make rear view very familiar.
- Charlie Chan: [Opening lines] Record indicate most murder result from violence, and murder without bloodstain like Amos without Andy - most unusual.
- Charlie Chan: Gee, Pop, what are you always stopping me for? Why don't you give me a chance to clean up this case for you?
- Charlie Chan: Foolish rooster who stick head in lawnmower end in stew.
- Lee Chan: [asking his father to bet on the race] You want to get in on the gravy, Pop?
- Charlie Chan: Smart fly stay out of gravy.