Woman Haters (1934)

A.R. Haysel: Mary's Father

Quotes 

• Mary's father : [talking to match the background music]  That reminds me of a story, listen.

  [points to a fat woman] 

  Mary's father : That's my other daughter there. When on her wedding day, the fella she was about to marry, tried to run away. Did you ever hear of a nerve like that? Well, I took care of that guy. In a room I locked him, then I socked him right in the eye.

  [points to a cop] 

  Mary's father : Then I turned him over to my brother, the cop. He just picked him up. And spinned him round like a top.

  [points to a tall strong guy] 

  Mary's father : Then my other brother, who's a fighter, began. Seemed ashamed to tell you what he did to that man.

  [Jim looks frightened] 

  Jim : Did he marry your daughter?

  Mary's father : Did he? I should say he did.

  [points to a man with his foot in a cast and holding a crutch] 

  Mary's father : There he is right there. He'll be walking soon. Poor kid.