Million Dollar Legs (1932)

W.C. Fields: The President

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Quotes 

• The President : Hello sweetheart.

  Migg Tweeny : Listen, my name's Tweeny.

  The President : You'll always be sweetheart to me.

  Migg Tweeny : I know, I know, but there's talk already.

• Angela : Father, they won't hurt him, will they?

  The President : Only for about two hours - then they'll shoot him.

• The President : Any you mugs been playing my harmonica? It's busted.

• Migg Tweeny : After all, what's eight million dollars? Take off the zeroes and what have you got?

  The President : We've got the zeroes. What's bothering me is the eight!

• The President : Where are we going to get the rest of the athletes?

  Migg Tweeny : I'll find them. You got bill collectors in this country?

  The President : Thousands of them.

  Migg Tweeny : Then you got runners.

• The President : Everything must be secret. I'm surrounded by spies. Sometimes I mistrust myself.

  Migg Tweeny : Why listen, don't talk to yourself. And if you do - lie.

• The President : Take this to my Privy Counselor.

  Migg Tweeny : Where is he, Your Excellency?

  The President : Where else would a Privy Counselor be? If he's not there, he's with my daughter.

• The President : I've given my last grunt for my country.

• The President : [shouts out the window]  Hey, come up here!

  [to Angela] 

  The President : What's his name?

  Angela : I call him Sweetheart.

  The President : [shouts out the window]  Hey Sweetheart! Come up here!