"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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#	Episode	User Rating	User Votes
1.0	Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot	8.4	38
1.1	Pilot	8.2	84
1.12	Camel Filters and Pheremones	8.1	120
3.6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	7.8	59
3.12	That Special Tug	7.8	40
4.11	Walnuts and Demerol	7.7	52
5.17	Fish in a Drawer	7.7	64
4.24	Prostitutes and Gelato	7.7	46
3.7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	7.6	53
5.16	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	7.6	31
1.7	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake	7.6	54
5.8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	7.6	33
5.12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	7.5	28
4.6	Apologies for the Frivolity	7.5	61
3.16	Ergo, the Booty Call	7.5	44
1.23	Just Like Buffalo	7.5	48
2.23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	7.5	61
5.10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	7.5	39
2.10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	7.5	41
3.8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	7.4	42
2.17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	7.4	45
4.15	My Damn Stalker	7.4	59
1.21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	7.4	47
2.13	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow	7.4	37
3.14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	7.4	39
5.13	The Soil is Moist	7.4	30
5.15	Rough Night in Hump Junction	7.4	30
3.9	Madame and Her Special Friend	7.4	43
4.19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	7.4	55
5.6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	7.3	28
2.3	A Bag Full of Jawea	7.3	49
5.1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	7.3	38
5.5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	7.3	23
3.3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	7.3	34
3.24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	7.3	51
1.24	Can You Feel My Finger	7.3	43
5.3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	7.3	25
1.10	Merry Thanksgiving	7.3	59
3.17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	7.3	34
3.11	Santa's Village of the Damned	7.3	46
4.23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	7.3	53
-	Jake Comes of Age	7.2	40
5.4	City of Great Racks	7.2	25
1.19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	7.2	59
1.2	Big Flappy Bastards	7.2	52
1.4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	7.2	58
2.12	A Lung Full of Alan	7.2	45
2.5	Bad News from the Clinic	7.2	51
2.16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	7.2	33
1.17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	7.2	35
2.24	Does Something Smell Funny to You	7.2	40
5.11	Meander to Your Dander	7.2	32
3.5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	7.1	33
3.4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	7.1	33
1.5	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump	7.1	53
4.17	I Merely Slept with a Commie	7.1	44
2.6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	7.1	41
1.9	Phase One, Complete	7.1	45
4.7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	7.1	41
3.15	My Tongue Is Meat	7.1	35
5.7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	7.1	26
2.9	Yes, Monsignor	7.1	45
1.22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	7.1	41
2.8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	7.1	38
1.16	That Was Saliva, Alan	7.0	46
3.10	Something Salted and Twisted	7.0	29
5.14	Winky-Dink Time	7.0	32
1.18	An Old Flame with a New Wick	7.0	55
4.13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	7.0	48
4.2	Who's Vod Kanockers	7.0	50
1.8	Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	7.0	43
3.2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	7.0	36
1.3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	7.0	55
2.1	Back Off Mary Poppins	7.0	78
2.4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	7.0	39
1.13	Sara Like Puny Alan	7.0	40
4.18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	7.0	48
3.1	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	7.0	32
3.20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	7.0	51
2.21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	7.0	33
5.9	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids	6.9	28
2.14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	6.9	31
2.15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	6.9	30
4.1	Working for Caligula	6.9	51
4.20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	6.9	49
2.11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	6.9	44
2.2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	6.9	47
4.10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	6.9	39
2.20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	6.9	41
4.8	Release the Dogs	6.9	40
1.14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	6.9	42
4.16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	6.9	44
5.19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	6.9	23
5.2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	6.9	30
3.13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	6.9	37
2.22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	6.8	29
1.15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	6.8	51
1.6	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	6.8	49
4.14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	6.8	41
3.23	Arguments for the Quickie	6.8	43
4.3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	6.8	46
3.19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	6.8	39
3.18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	6.8	32
2.19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	6.8	33
4.5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	6.8	56
4.21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	6.7	40
3.22	Just Once with Aunt Sophie	6.7	36
3.21	And the Plot Moistens	6.7	43
2.18	It Was Mame, Mom	6.7	47
4.22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	6.7	36
4.4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	6.6	43
5.18	If My Hole Could Talk	6.6	25
4.9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	6.6	43
1.20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	6.5	38
4.12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	6.5	37
1.11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	6.5	39
2.7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	6.4	35

Unrated Episodes

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6.1	Episode #6.1
6.2	Episode #6.2
6.3	Episode #6.3
6.4	Episode #6.4
6.5	Episode #6.5
6.6	Episode #6.6
6.7	Episode #6.7
6.8	Episode #6.8
6.9	Episode #6.9
6.10	Episode #6.10
6.11	Episode #6.11
6.12	Episode #6.12
6.13	Episode #6.13
6.14	Episode #6.14
6.15	Episode #6.15
6.16	Episode #6.16
6.17	Episode #6.17
6.18	Episode #6.18
6.19	Episode #6.19
6.20	Episode #6.20
6.21	Episode #6.21
6.22	Episode #6.22

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"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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