- Drank a gallon of milk in under 5 minutes without vomiting.
- Cannot watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze unless he is provided with a pizza strapped with fresh mozz.
- Variety has hailed Pitt as "the next David S. Goyer.".
- On the set of Up in The Air - Pitt balled with Cloontang. Cloontang hit every J he put up. Shoot the J - shoot it.
- The first movie he ever stole was a VHS copy of Snow Dogs - starring Cuba Gooding Jr. and Sisqó.
- Put down his cool the minute he popped out of Tuna Town.
- Only works with actors who are Samuel Goldwyn alumni.
- Pitt's writing style is equivalent to the legendary and great tasting citrus flavored soda pop Surge.
- A Jehovah Witness once referred to Pitt as the personification of the film Freddy Got Fingered.
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