Fancy watching some poor punter getting a back, sack and crack from Rustie Lee? Want a waxing from Helen Flanagan? Is Arg from Towie delivering pedicures what you've been waiting for all these years? Well, wait no more people. Celebrity Super Spa has arrived.
I've already had the joy of watching episode one of Super Spa. I've seen the awkward and cringeworthy hosts. I've seen Helen Flanagan prancing around without any trousers on. I've seen Rustie Lee cackling. 867 times.
And I'll probably watch it all over again tonight (September 13) when it airs on Channel 5. Firstly, because I'm a glutton for terrible television. Secondly, because I'm fairly convinced it may be the most desperate celebrity reality show ever concieved. Even by Channel 5's late night standards, this is awful. It makes The Bachelor look like The Sopranos.
So where does the show fit in the history of degrading and embarrassing celebrity reality shows?...
I've already had the joy of watching episode one of Super Spa. I've seen the awkward and cringeworthy hosts. I've seen Helen Flanagan prancing around without any trousers on. I've seen Rustie Lee cackling. 867 times.
And I'll probably watch it all over again tonight (September 13) when it airs on Channel 5. Firstly, because I'm a glutton for terrible television. Secondly, because I'm fairly convinced it may be the most desperate celebrity reality show ever concieved. Even by Channel 5's late night standards, this is awful. It makes The Bachelor look like The Sopranos.
So where does the show fit in the history of degrading and embarrassing celebrity reality shows?...
- 9/13/2013
- Digital Spy
Sharon Osbourne has been criticising Justin Bieber's recent behaviour, describing the singer as "lost" and being as mean as a "f**king kitten".
The outspoken X Factor judge continued: "It's like, pissing in a bucket. It's like, 'Oh, we're the bad boys!' F**k off! You don't know what bad is. And I think that he's lost, I really do. I think he doesn't realise he's white and not black - that's a huge problem.
"And, at the point he's at in his career, it's so dangerous because we've seen it all before a million times. Where do you go when you're a child entertainer and then you want to transition to be a man? Very few make it."
We take a look at some other stars who have been the subject of Osbourne's famous tirades - from Lady Gaga to Susan Boyle - below.
Kanye West
Osbourne...
The outspoken X Factor judge continued: "It's like, pissing in a bucket. It's like, 'Oh, we're the bad boys!' F**k off! You don't know what bad is. And I think that he's lost, I really do. I think he doesn't realise he's white and not black - that's a huge problem.
"And, at the point he's at in his career, it's so dangerous because we've seen it all before a million times. Where do you go when you're a child entertainer and then you want to transition to be a man? Very few make it."
We take a look at some other stars who have been the subject of Osbourne's famous tirades - from Lady Gaga to Susan Boyle - below.
Kanye West
Osbourne...
- 7/31/2013
- Digital Spy
We have added a new set of pictures from the event "Leave It on the Floor UK Premiere".Kerry Jane Ellis attending the "Leave It on the Floor" UK premiere.Photo copyright by Landmark / PR Photos. Sinitta attending the "Leave It on the Floor" UK premiere.Photo copyright by Landmark / PR Photos. Sinitta attending the "Leave It on the Floor" UK premiere.Photo copyright by Landmark / PR Photos. Ingrid Tarrant attending the "Leave It on the Floor" UK premiere.Photo copyright by Landmark / PR Photos. Sinitta - "Leave It on the Floor" UK Premiere - Arrivals - Leicester Square Theatre, Leicester Place - London, UK © Landmark / PR Photos Sinitta - "Leave It on the Floor" UK Premiere - Arrivals...
- 8/4/2012
- by James Wray
- Monsters and Critics
Chris Tarrant has admitted that he would love to see X Factor boss Simon Cowell competing on his new gory gameshow, The Door.
The show launches on ITV1 tonight and will see celebrities such as Keith Duffy and Louisa Lytton facing a number of revolting challenges behind coloured doors, the tasks are thought to include eating fried crickets and witchetty grubs.
Chris told The Sun: “I would love to see Simon Cowell naked, covered in honey and dog food, going through the process of The Door. Can you imagine the ratings?”
Co-host Amanda Holden added: “He wouldn’t do it – he’d pay someone to. I’d like to see Piers Morgan in a vat of fish.”
Revealing what sort of challenges we can expect to see on tonight’s show Amanda continued:
“At one point we had to wear gas masks because of the stench. We were the voyeurs...
The show launches on ITV1 tonight and will see celebrities such as Keith Duffy and Louisa Lytton facing a number of revolting challenges behind coloured doors, the tasks are thought to include eating fried crickets and witchetty grubs.
Chris told The Sun: “I would love to see Simon Cowell naked, covered in honey and dog food, going through the process of The Door. Can you imagine the ratings?”
Co-host Amanda Holden added: “He wouldn’t do it – he’d pay someone to. I’d like to see Piers Morgan in a vat of fish.”
Revealing what sort of challenges we can expect to see on tonight’s show Amanda continued:
“At one point we had to wear gas masks because of the stench. We were the voyeurs...
- 4/2/2010
- by Lisa McGarry
- Unreality
Ingrid Tarrant has been fined £2, 700 over her dealings with a police officer about a parking ticket. Chris Tarrant’s ex-wife had to be chased for two miles, wrestled to the ground and handcuffed after pc Peter Groves confronted her when she parked her car at a bus stop, Staines Magistrates' Court heard. She denied charges of failing to stop for a Pc, causing (more)...
- 7/17/2009
- by By Anisa Kadri
- Digital Spy
A number of Countdown regulars have condemned the show's producers for their treatment of Carol Vorderman. Dictionary Corner participants Rick Wakeman, Esther Rantzen, Sian Lloyd and Ingrid Tarrant have all spoken out in support of Carol, who claims she was "forced out" by bosses. Vorderman announced that she was quitting the Channel 4 game show last week after being told to accept a 90% pay cut or stand down. "She has been really badly treated. Saying this means I have probably made my last appearance in Dictionary Corner but I don't care. I think it is a huge mistake," Wakeman told The Mirror. "People can make themselves irreplaceable like Bruce Forsyth on the Generation Game and I think lots of people do tune in for Carol. They are cutting (more)...
- 7/29/2008
- by By Daniel Kilkelly
- Digital Spy
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