During last night’s Denver Nuggets game, the tv station unveiled a list of 9 nicknames for point guard Ty Lawson. Why am I mentioning this on Bwe? Because it is the best list of nicknames I have ever seen: Wow. I read “Ty-ran-around-us” and was prepared to declare that the instant winner, then realized every other one on the list was comparably amazing. They truly left no stone unpunned. If I had to pick one, as a result of some kind of cruel This-Graphic Sophie’s Choice situation that I pray never arises, I’d have to go with Zip Ty. Perfect combination of being juuuust enough of a stretch while also being a completely meaningless pun (he “zips” around, and also you use him to wrap up garbage bags.) Hard to top those, but how about: Lawson’S Creek Lawson’ The Well-aware Ty A Melo Ribbon (until Carmelo Anthony...
- 1/20/2011
- by Dan Hopper
- BestWeekEver
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