Toxic Schlock Syndrome: Schlock-A-Bye Baby 8!...
Even more drek dredged from the slippery bottom of the sludge pool! Many are fun, while others may cause your brain to collapse in on itself like a dying sun!...
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- DirectorJohn HayesStarsChristopher LeeSue LyonKirk ScottAfter witnessing a man's death in a bizarre accident, Father Pergado goes on a spiritual retreat, where he encounters his alien double bent on world conquest.Not even Christopher Lee can make this one endurable!...
- DirectorKôji ShimaStarsKeizô KawasakiToyomi KaritaBin YagisawaUFOs are seen around Tokyo. Because they look like giant starfish the aliens cannot approach us without creating panic. Hence one of them sacrifices itself and takes the form of a popular female singer. It/she warns mankind that a meteor will crash on Earth. While the approaching meteor causes hotter and hotter weather, mankind runs and builds a last-chance anti-meteor weapon.Star-shaped aliens stand around a lot!...
- DirectorAnne GoursaudStarsAlyssa MilanoJohnathon SchaechXander BerkeleyFirst time out of Michigan, Lily starts art school in LA and shares a house with other young artistic people. Both her teacher and a roomie/classmate show interest in her.Alyssa Milano spends most of her time naked. That's about it!...
- DirectorJohn 'Bud' CardosMark RosmanStarsWings HauserBo HopkinsJody MedfordTwo brothers discover that the residents of a small Southern town are being infected by a form of toxic waste, turning them into blood-ravenous zombies.Mutant zombies in a small town! Lots of goo and slime!...
- DirectorDino TavellaStarsMaureen BrownLuigi MartocciAlcide GazzottoA crazed killer is on the loose in the catacombs of Venice, Italy. He stalks beautiful women, drags them to his underground lair, kills them, then stuffs them and adds them to his "collection."A madman prowls Venice in search of nubile female victims. How could this be boring? Well...
- DirectorRoger CormanStarsBetsy Jones-MorelandAntony CarboneRobert TowneEv, her husband Harold, and their friend Martin go scuba diving while on vacation in Puerto Rico. When they surface, they find that everyone on the island has died.Who knew that the end of the world could be this boring? Three survivors argue and bicker their way into oblivion...
- DirectorJim WynorskiStarsDick DurockHeather LocklearLouis JourdanIn this tongue-in-cheek sequel, the benevolent bog creature falls for the vegetarian, plant-loving daughter of the evil scientist who created him.Restrained by the PG rating, Director Jim Wynorski can't use B and B (Boobs and buns), and must resort to other tactics. The result is somewhat entertaining, sort of... I guess...
- DirectorSuzanne DeLaurentiisStarsSulva von WoltorSusan LevinJonathan NurkiewiczTwo women, wanting to get away from their troubles for a weekend, pack up their kids in a mobile home and go on a camping trip. Along the way their camper breaks down and they and their kids find themselves under attack by a band of inbred, redneck cannibals.More hellish, cannibalistic hillbillies feast on human snacks! How could this possibly be so boring?!...
- DirectorEmmanuel ItierStarsTim YoungTodd RexTiffany ShepisWhen high school loner Lester is betrayed then viciously murdered, the bodies start stacking up as the scarecrow seeks vengeance from beyond the grave.Tiffany Shepis is awesome! The rest of the movie is a disaster!...
- DirectorPeter MarisStarsCharles NapierHoke HowellDavid HombFive miles below the surface of planet Earth, a new fear is born.Poorly-realized CGI UFOs attack!...
- DirectorKevin VanHookStarsJake BuseyKyle SchmidStacy KeachA documentary film crew gets trapped in an abandoned prison.A haunted prison full of absurd ghosts!...
- DirectorJohn PoloniaMark PoloniaStarsMark PoloniaArmand SpostoMaria DavisThe Hayden family move into a new home with a disturbing past.Yep, papier-mache monsters attack! Like someone's crafting project gone awry!...
- DirectorAlan Joseph MichealJohn PoloniaMark PoloniaStarsBrian BerrySebastian BarranGary LeBlancMick and Jack are asked to house sit for a relative in a small town. They soon realize that there is a mysterious killer and grave robber plaguing the town and they might just be the next target. Mick and Jack must solve the mystery in order to save their own lives.Killer devil baby runs amok! Watch immediately!...
- DirectorJeff LeroyStarsVinnie BilancioWendi WinburnElizabeth BarrisMoney challenged college student Bob Martin rents a room from sexy Crystal Traum. She pushes her new age religion on him, Crystalnetics. Bob joins the organization and his outlook and health sharply improve. However, a German detective warns Bob of the many people who died mysteriously from this cult. Bob learns the terrifying secret of "Crystalnetics" and the cult's monstrous leader.Crazed, Crystal-worshipping cultists causing catastrophe! Shot-on-video nirvana!...
- DirectorTerry BeckerStarsJennifer BillingsleyJohn ConsidineJudith McConnellBeautiful young girls are kidnapped off the streets of Manila by a death cult that needs their blood to remain immortal.Toothless vampire types in futuristic costumes abduct women for their blood! Funny for the first few minutes, until the horrid dullness sets in!...
- DirectorAmando de OssorioStarsAnita EkbergGianni MediciDiana LorysA beautiful virgin inherits a castle, but when she arrives at it, she finds that the inhabitants include a strange nobleman and a bevy of beautiful women she suspects may be vampires.A tedious, confounding vampire tale, almost saved by the heavenly Adriana Ambesi in her amazing outfits!...
- DirectorMatt JaissleStarsLarry DuBoisShawn ScarbroughDon ReumA priest visits an old friend, who has gone to Hollywood to become a movie star. He finds out that his friend has sold his soul to Satan for stardom and now regrets it. The priest determines to help his friend fight the devil and regain his soul.God awful on every level, this Satanic schlocker really hurts!...
- DirectorPeter FlynnStarsMyron NatwickBrian KnudsonMary Louise GemmillA vampire scientist psychically charges the "longevity serum" he sells across the world, making all who use it into vampires loyal to him.A decent story destroyed by terrible acting and dialogue!...
- DirectorJoe D'AmatoStarsJack PalanceLaura GemserGabriele TintiEva comes to Hong Kong. Seeing Eva perform with a snake, Judas gets interested in her. He showers her with gifts. She moves in with him and his snakes. Things get grim.An erotic thriller without real eroticism or thrills!....
- DirectorEdward FinneyStarsRobert LoweryPatricia MorisonJ. Edward BrombergA woman's husband has disappeared on an expedition into the jungle. She hires a guide to take her into the jungle to find him. However, they discover that he has been captured by a savage female tribe.Stock footage takes up a huge chunk of this stink-fest! Boring beyond belief!...
- DirectorPhil RosenStarsEdward NorrisMarlo DwyerEleanor LawsonA man is brought back from death at the same time a vicious criminal dies in the electric chair. However, the man's soul is now taken over by the electrocuted gangster, who embarks on a vengeful crime wave.Once again a good movie is completely destroyed by a cop-out ending! An ending so bad that it makes the whole story irrelevant!...
- DirectorPaul FreesStarsTony TravisKaren KadlerPeter BreckA young singer's chance at fame is threatened by his hoodlum pals.Peter Breck must be seen to be believed! His overacting powers are at level 11!...
- DirectorJames ShymanStarsCindy FerdaJames Carroll JordanJ. Buzz Von OrnsteinerA female cop goes undercover as a dancer at an old theater to catch a serial killer who has been murdering women auditioning for a musical.Is it tense and suspenseful? No, but there's lots of ridiculous dancing! In Spandex and legwarmers!
- DirectorBill MorroniStarsTodd FortunePat GallagherBrenda PopeAbused by his older brother and step mother, a highschool student takes drastic steps to regain his independence.A gruesome, bloody mess!...
- DirectorSynczStarsMichael George OwensKate Hunter BrownJoanna SyczA man murders his wife, but she comes back as a ghost and bedevils the family.Quite possibly the most boring ghost story ever conceived!...
- DirectorRaúl ArtigotStarsPatty ShepardCihangir GaffariMónica RandallA photojournalist traveling through the Pyrenees on assignment with a beautiful writer stays overnight at an ancient Spanish castle and hears that the adjoining mountain is occupied by a coven of witches.A great opening, followed by an hour of tedium, leading to a decent finale! A real fertilizer sandwich!.. .
- DirectorJoseph MangineStarsClyde HayesLeilani SarelleDonna LockeA group of teenagers in San Francisco discover a nest of homicidal monsters living in a tower of the Golden Gate Bridge, but when they try to tell authorities, no one believes them.Great monster makeup, wasted on an empty-headed story!...
- DirectorJoy N. Houck Jr.StarsGerald McRaneyGaye YellenHerbert NelsonWesley goes out on a killing spree while experiencing the nightmares of his brother, who was murdered 13 years ago.Gerald McRaney goes completely bonkers!...
- DirectorCarl MonsonStarsRodolfo AcostaMerry AndersNorman BartoldIn order to qualify to inherit the family fortune, the four heirs, their in-laws, and the household servants must spend the night in the family estate. However, during the night someone starts killing them off.A gaggle of greedy heirs await their inheritance. Boredom ensues...
- DirectorGregg G. TallasStarsLaurette LuezAllan NixonJoan ShawleeTigri and her stone-age girl friends hate all men, but realizing they are a necessary evil, capture some for potential husbands.A dull schlock-tacular about cavepeople in love! A sub-sludge classic!...
- DirectorRoger CormanStarsMarie WindsorCarole MathewsBeverly GarlandAn undercover policewoman helps three female convicts escape from prison so that they can lead her to a stash of stolen diamonds hidden in a swamp.Early cheeeze from Director Roger Corman! Catfights in the bayou!...
- DirectorBJ DavisStarsBrandon LeeDebi A. MonahanErnest BorgnineAction superstar Brandon Lee portrays rebellious government agent Michael Gold who is sent on a desperate mission to a Soviet-controlled African nation in order to uncover a top-secret laser weapons operation and destroy it.Brandon Lee takes on international terrorists and blows lots of stuff up! Schlock heaven for lovers of tedium!...
- DirectorKatherine HicksStarsTim JeffreyDJ PerryLaura TidwellJohn is an avid role player. He has feelings for Brooke, a fellow role player, but when Brooke makes it clear to him that the feelings are far from mutual, John is thrown into despair and takes his own life.RPG fanatics die by the sword! For real! Too bad it's so boring!...
- DirectorRobert L. BurrillStarsDouglas A. HagdohlScot A. HendersonScott ParkerA town is terrorized by a monster that was created by local environmental pollution.A "movie" made by high school kids about a garbage monster! You'll want to love it, but...
- DirectorSteven LisbergerStarsBob PeckMark HamillKitty AldridgeIn the near future, where Earth has been devastated by man's pollution and giant winds rule the planet, bounty hunter Matt kidnaps a murderer out of the hands of two police officers, planning to get the bounty himself.Mark Hamill smirks and glares, as he roams the wasteland in this bizarre, loony schlocker!...
- DirectorWilliam BeaudineStarsBela LugosiDuke MitchellSammy PetrilloTwo goofy entertainers meet a mad scientist on a jungle island.Bela wanders around while two dire Martin and Lewis imitators irritate us!...
- DirectorTom McGowanStarsMaurice GrandmaisonPaul WhartonJohn MasonA story of the settling in the West and the hardship and determination it took to do it.More of a tedious journey! Don't watch it if you're already tired!...
- DirectorHarry L. FraserStarsRay CorriganLorraine MillerGeorge J. LewisA white gorilla is snubbed by black gorillas because he is the wrong color. Cut off from his tribe he becomes lonely and angry. After troubling hunters and natives, the white gorilla fights the king of the black gorillas while we are told by a narrator that the fate of Africa hangs in the balance. The movie was made by editing some 1947 acting into footage from a 1927 silent serial, Perils of the Jungle, starring Frank Merrill the fifth screen Tarzan.Yet another man-in-a-go-rilla-suit movie! Mostly footage from another, completely different movie! Endless voiceover narration! Pure, glorious sludge!...
- DirectorFord BeebeSaul A. GoodkindStarsBela LugosiRobert KentDorothy ArnoldA military intelligence officer and a pretty reporter try to find a scientist whose inventions can destroy the world.Wonderful cheeeze with Bela Lugosi as the malevolent Dr. Zorka! His killer robot is a magnificent creation indeed!...
- DirectorKarl PetryStarsDolores FullerConrad BrooksDeana DemkoWWI soldier is saved (or, is he cursed?) by the efforts of a vampire. Afterwards, GI settles in New Jersey, where detective theorizes about unsolved murders and disappearances.A colostomy bag full of absurd awfulness!...
- DirectorWilliam GibsonStarsWilliam SmithPeter BrownAhna CapriWildlife photographer Terry and her brother Art go to Venezuela for a photo shoot. They hire Jim Pendrake to guide them through the jungle. However, the trio run afoul of evil local hunter Caribe.William Smith in his most histrionic / psychotic role! Incredible!...
- DirectorPete WalkerStarsRay BrooksJenny HanleyLuan PetersActors rehearsing a show at a mysterious seaside theater are being killed off by an unknown maniac.Naked hippies run wild and free in an old theater! Murders occur! Annnd, it's still boring beyond belief!...
- DirectorW. Merle ConnellStarsMikel ConradDoris MerrickRichard MonahanDuring World War II, an American bomber pilot is rescued after drifting at sea aboard a raft.Soldiers captured by wild women somehow find a way to make this movie dull and preposterous!...
- DirectorCharles Marquis WarrenStarsJohn HowardMala PowersPaul RichardsA millionaire leads an expedition into a remote jungle to find his wife's long-lost brother, but instead the group finds a mad scientist who has created a fungus monster that feeds on the local inhabitants.Mostly a rather dull caving adventure interrupted by a fungal menace...
- DirectorFreddie FrancisStarsJoan CrawfordMichael GoughBernard KayA sympathetic anthropologist uses drugs and surgery to try to communicate with a primitive troglodyte who is found living in a local cave.Hilarious fun with everyone's favorite caveman!...
- DirectorTodd SheetsStarsEli DeGeerAna Rojas-PlumbergLinnea QuigleyEmily and Eden Stevens escape one violent situation only to stumble into another. Terrified and alone, they are stranded in the woods, hunted by a werewolf. When they find shelter in a nearby home, things only get worse. They must work together to get out alive as a family of werewolves close in for the kill.A few minutes of werewolves can't quite make up for the rest of this sludge fest!...
- DirectorFred Olen RayStarsGunnar HansenLinnea QuigleyJohn Henry RichardsonA detective embarks on a mission to track down a woman in L.A.'s seedy nightclubs, only to come face-to-face with a blood-thirsty cult of lethally beautiful prostitutes. Is he the next victim of Hollywood's demented Chainsaw Hookers?Just what the title implies! Gloriousness itself!...
- DirectorTobe HooperStarsBrad DourifCynthia BainJon CypherA young man finds out that his parents had been used in an atomic-weapons experiment shortly before he was born, and that the results have had some unexpected effects on him.Brad Dourif in one of his most berserk performances ever! Ever!...
- DirectorEric RedStarsJeff FaheyLindsay DuncanKim DelaneyAfter losing his arm in a car accident, a criminal psychologist has it replaced with a limb that belonged to a serial killer.Jeff Fahey's finest moment captured on film! A "horror-thriller" that's hysterically funny from start to finish!...
- DirectorD'Urville MartinStarsRudy Ray MooreD'Urville MartinJerry JonesAfter he is released from jail, a pimp takes on the criminals and corrupt police officers who framed him in the first place.Ridiculous urban crime movie! The highlight is the chunky karate expert of the title!...
- DirectorSam NewfieldStarsBilly CurtisYvonne Moray'Little Billy' RhodesAn evil gunslinging midget comes to terrorize the good little people of Tiny Town. The townspeople organize to defeat him, and zany antics ensue.The novelty of the tiny characters reduces -some of- the pain of this otherwise typical "singing cowboy" movie!...
- DirectorJohn SaxonStarsDennis ColeAnthony FranciosaDino PaskasA renegade federal agent uses a new drug to create an army of unbeatable warriors.Death row has never been this absurd or hysterically funny! Pure gold!...
- DirectorRobert J. Gurney Jr.StarsWard CostelloJoyce HoldenFrederic DownsScientists build a time machine to snatch objects from the past. But little do they know that 20th-century objects put in the machine seem to be "traded" for analogous future objects by intelligent life.Apparently, THE ASTOUNDING SHE MONSTER had a sister!...
- DirectorAntonio MargheritiStarsGiacomo Rossi StuartOmbretta ColliRenato BaldiniAmidst a general melting of the ice caps, a weather station in the Himalayas is destroyed and Gamma I commander Rod Jackson and his partner, Frank Pulasky are sent to investigate. Joined by Lisa Nielson (looking for her fiance) and Sharu, their Sherpa guide, they are captured by a race of hairy blue-bodied giants whose leader explains they are the Aytia and have established this relay station on Earth to aid in their plan to create a vast ice plane so their race can leave their doomed solar system and conquer the Earth. Escaping from the outpost, Jackson finds out the aliens' main base is on one of Jupiter's moons, Callisto, and he and Pulasky are sent into space to battle the Aytia before human life on Earth is destroyed.Alien Yeti attack! Only Giacomo Rossi Stuart's pompadour can save us!...
- DirectorHoward W. KochStarsMamie Van DorenLori NelsonJohn RussellFollows two vagrant sisters working for crooked characters at a rock 'n' roll prison-farm.Mamie Van Doren's character sent to work farm! Dances! Sings! Picks cotton in the hot sun!...
- DirectorTito DavisonStarsLana TurnerGeorge ChakirisRichard EganA former actress clashes with her wealthy and spoiled stepdaughter over their inheritance after the death of their protector.How could LSD be boring? Like this! Poor Lana Turner!...
- DirectorMenahem GolanStarsCatherine Mary StewartGeorge GilmourGrace KennedyIn 1994, a young couple enters the world of the music industry, and subsequently the world of drugs.a dystopian rock musical beyond your wildest dreams!...
- DirectorPeter MarisStarsTurk CekovskyDebi ChaneyTerry TenBroekAn ex-soldier is hired by local right-wingers as a vigilante to clean up criminals and street people. However, he freaks out and starts killing off everybody.A mad killer on the loose! A secret vigilante ring! Cops in awesome sports jackets! All here!...
- DirectorRobert ClouseStarsJoe Don BakerHope Alexander-WillisRichard B. ShullThe residents of vacation spot Seal Island find themselves terrorized by a pack of dogs -- the remnants of discarded pets by visiting vacationers.Killer dogs hunt down annoying tourists! Classic schlock!...
- DirectorWilliam F. ClaxtonStarsStuart WhitmanJanet LeighRory CalhounGiant mutant rabbits terrorize the south-west.Humongous rabbits have a hankering for human flesh! Easily one of the most ridiculous movies ever made!...
- DirectorSisworo Gautama PutraStarsRuth PelupessiW.D. MochtarFachrul RozyAfter the death of his wife, a businessman and his two kids are plagued by visions of ghosts and demons, and soon, people around them start to die, which all started after the arrival of their new and mysterious housekeeper.Ruth Palupessi scowls as only she can in this occult disaster!...
- DirectorJerry WarrenStarsRock MadisonAsa MaynorGeorge SkaffConnie Hayward mounts an expedition into the Himalayan Mountains looking for her brother, who has not returned from a previous trek trying to locate the Yeti, or "Abominable Snowman". Arriving at her brother's last-known camp Connie and her companions find only a strange old guide, Varga. They are soon attacked by gigantic Snowmen but are not half as surprised as when Vargas reveals his secret origin and the plans he has for Connie.Another torpedo-through-the-cranium film from Director Jerry Warren!...
- DirectorMaury DexterStarsRon FosterMerry AndersRichard CraneAn architect and his wife encounter bizarre occurrences as they survey a mansion built by an eccentric heiress.One of the most boring, pointless "horror" films ever made! Nothing really happens until the last 5 minutes!...
- DirectorWalter GraumanStarsPaul BurkeAllison HayesJohn WengrafA photographer on an expedition in the jungle runs afoul of a voodoo cult.Allison Hayes unleashes the voodoo! In the jungle! Without messing up her hair or makeup!...
- DirectorRene DaalderStarsDerrel MauryAndrew StevensRobert CarradineA high-school transfer student pushed to the edge by a trio of brutal bullies resorts to murder to reclaim the school from oppression, and later turns against the students wanting to fill the vacuum of their oppressors.Wow! High school in the 1970s must have been great! No teachers, and loads of female nudity!...
- DirectorVittorio RambaldiStarsPatrick LoweCheryl AruttSarah BuxtonA scientist at a Florida University accidentally creates a "rage virus" while conducting experiments to restore dead brain tissue in baboons. The virus soon spreads.Mad science causes an epidemic of murder and mayhem! A classic of cheeezy carnage!...
- DirectorBert I. GordonStarsWilliam BryantWanda CurtisDouglas HendersonA new planet moves into the Solar system and four scientists (two couples) are sent to explore planet Nova. In between romantic interludes, the cast faces an iguana masquerading as a Tyrannosaurus rex.A giant iguana terrorizes feckless humans!...
- DirectorJon HessStarsJoseph BolognaDee WallaceRichard LynchA giant alligator makes a city lake his new feeding ground and must be stopped before he breaks out into the surroundings.A total embarrassment! Even the alligator hangs its enormous head in shame!...
- DirectorFloria SigismondiStarsMackenzie DavisFinn WolfhardBrooklynn PrinceA young governess is hired to look after an orphaned girl, but the return of the girl's problematic brother uncovers secrets from their past. A modern take on Henry James' novella "The Turn of the Screw."Has quite possibly the worst ending in cinematic history!...
- DirectorAnthony C. FerranteStarsIan ZieringTara ReidJohn HeardWhen a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace.Every bit as bad as you've been warned it is!...
- DirectorKinji FukasakuStarsRobert HortonLuciana PaluzziRichard JaeckelAfter destroying a giant asteroid heading towards Earth, a group of scientists unknowingly bring back a strange green substance that soon mutates into a monster.Richard Jaeckel grimaces, while tentacled monsters make absurd noises! In space!...