Teen Movie Hell: The movies in the book
These are the movies that are featured in Mike "McBeardo" McPadden's book, available here: https://bit.ly/2CzZZwe
The only movie missing are:
The Making of Bikini School 3
Daddies' Girls
The only movie missing are:
The Making of Bikini School 3
Daddies' Girls
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- DirectorWilliam OlsenStarsSam BottomsRenée ColemanEdward BinnsA student-teacher relationship goes way beyond the classroom, including pre-historic times.
- DirectorTamar Simon HoffsStarsSusanna HoffsDedee PfeifferJoan CusackA Southern California coed parties with her roommates and flirts with a surfer next door.
- DirectorMartin DavidsonStarsBruno KirbyLee PurcellJohn FriedrichA high school student body presidential race gets nasty when the expected winner, beautiful and popular Christine, is challenged by an unknown candidate, Darryl, carefully chosen and managed by Christine's Machiavelian ex-boyfriend.
- DirectorMike B. AndersonStarsMichael BarrackBruce ParryEvan LopezMichael Mikaele is a young man in a catatonic state living in a psychiatric ward where his doctor thinks her sympathies for him justify raping him. It's all part of his mad world, and we see what brought him there. He's an artist from a broken home, working for eight years at a job that he loathes, drawing pictures from sayings on sexually suggestive T-shirts. Mike's unsympathetic boss, Bill, plays bad motivational tapes over the P.A., makes Mike's girlfriend (another employee) handle him during office hours, which is espied by co-worker Joni, and refuses to let Mike have the rest of the day off even though he is clearly ill. He ties together T-shirts out the bathroom window to escape, and befriends a man, Rod, whom, unbeknownst to him, is his girlfriends father. He, however, hallucinates that the cinematographer is walking around the apartment in nothing but a towel. When the two attend a party, where everyone in the film (except his parents, doctor, and nurse) seem to be, things really start to unravel into his present nightmarish state, as well as revealing his constantly disturbed state of mind.
- DirectorKrishna ShahStarsEmily LongstrethPatrick KirtonRhonda SelesnowThe goings-on at a typical drive-in on a summer night.
- DirectorGeorge LucasStarsRichard DreyfussRon HowardPaul Le MatA group of teenagers in California's central valley spend one final night after their 1962 high school graduation cruising the strip with their buddies before they pursue their varying goals.
- DirectorRobert Vincent O'NeilStarsCliff GormanSusan TyrrellDick ShawnMolly, a high schooler, secretly earns her living as Angel, a street prostitute whose only family and friends are the ones she works with on the streets. She has to survive against a serial killer who is targeting people of her profession.
- DirectorJohn LandisStarsJohn BelushiKaren AllenTom HulceAt a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him.
- DirectorRichard GabaiStarsRichard GabaiRichard RifkinJoe WhyteRitchie Spencer (Richard Gabai) and his friends have a problem. They are the only four members of their fraternity, and they are all graduating. They must find a way to bring in more members before they leave, and dodge their way around the rival jock fraternity.
- DirectorRichard GabaiStarsRichard GabaiChristopher DempseyMichelle BauerFive years after throwing a killer party and stealing Muffin away from alpha-male Zeta frat member Bud, head party nerd Ritchie is married (to Muffin!) and runs a detective agency.
- DirectorNeal IsraelStarsTom HanksTawny KitaenAdrian ZmedA soon-to-be-married man's friends throw him the ultimate bachelor party.
- DirectorAlan MetterStarsRodney DangerfieldSally KellermanBurt YoungTo help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself.
- DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsMichael J. FoxChristopher LloydLea ThompsonMarty McFly, a 17-year-old high school student, is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his close friend, the maverick scientist Doc Brown.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsJoe EstevezDon SwayzeJoey TravoltaThree intergalactic beauties beam down off the California coast and have close encounters with three local beach boys.
- DirectorJoe RitterStarsPhillip PaleyHeidi HelmerSteven TashCharlie Harrison dreams of being a rock star and, with the help of friends and a gang of local toughs, he arranges a concert in his house for a big time record producer or at least that is what Charlie thought he was arranging.
- DirectorAlexander TabriziStarsKato KaelinRodney UenoJudea BrittainA young Japanese entrepreneur is set on a quest by his wealthy father to find the world's best opening line in order to "get the girl". But when they stumble upon a sure-fire love potion, mayhem ensues.
- DirectorBud TownsendStarsDebra BleeVal KlineJeana KeoughTwo young women convince their reluctant friend to open up her rich uncle's beach house for the summer to party, and invite all their friends.
- DirectorJohn A. GallagherStarsIleana SeidelJohn CosolaKate McNeilTeenagers from Brooklyn go the beach for a vacation and run into trouble with rich snobs from Philadelphia.
- DirectorWilliam AsherStarsRobert CummingsDorothy MaloneFrankie AvalonA bearded anthropologist studies the habits of swingin' American teens while they enjoy the summer surfing, loving, and partying at the beach.
- DirectorSavage Steve HollandStarsJohn CusackDavid Ogden StiersKim DarbyAfter his girlfriend ditches him for a boorish ski jock, Lane decides that suicide is the only answer. However, his increasingly inept attempts bring him only more agony and embarrassment. Filled with the wildest teen nightmares.
- DirectorFred Olen RayStarsBritt EklandEddie DeezenTim Conway Jr.A trio of geeks go to Hollywood to make a movie and are bored one night so they get some hookers to have some sex. Unfortunately, the hookers like to drink blood.
- DirectorBert I. GordonStarsLance SloaneKim EvensonSylvia KristelA 17-year-old high school student who's obsessed with sex tries to seduce both his beautiful older neighbor and the shy new girl in school over a bet, only to end up falling in love.
- DirectorNadia TassStarsBen MendelsohnClaudia KarvanMarshall NapierTo impress a girl a shy teenaged boy buys a used Jaguar.
- DirectorEd HansenStarsJoe DusicKristi DucatiRikki BrandoWomen go topless at a carwash company in order to increase business.
- DirectorGary Dean OronaStarsKristi DucatiSara Suzanne BrownNeriah DavisThe girls from The Bikini Carwash Company (1992) are back. Their business has been a success, and a purchase contract has been signed with an international megabusiness. But the company CEO is not playing straight - he wants only the land the car wash locations are sited on - to tear them down and build condos. The girls have only a week to raise $4 million to buy their company back. Lingerie sales over a TV channel is the method of choice, and since the product is demonstrated by the car wash principals, the flesh quotient remains as high as expected.
- DirectorFred Olen RaySteve LatshawStarsAshlie RheyRichard GabaiRoss HagenKim Taylor inherits her grandfather's drive-in theatre. She must raise $25,000 over one weekend or the bank will take the property from her. She also has to deal with pesky capitalist J.B. Winston.
- DirectorRobert VezeStarsMelinda ArmstrongDavid MillbernKelli KonopA group of friends are hired to redecorate a beach house while the elderly owners are out of town for the summer. Redecorating is the last thing on their minds, and a wild bikini filled summer is had by all. An imposter-photographer, a bikini designer, an all girl metal-band, and the token environmentalist all join forces in staging a riotous Bikini Contest... much to the consternation of the local D.A., and her loyal cadre of policemen.
- DirectorJeff ConawayStarsJessica HahnMaureen FlahertyMelinda ArmstrongA sexy pair of sisters learn about life and being a good person when they take in a homeless man hit by their rich dad's limo. Much to his annoyance, they try helping even more people as he puts a plan into action to stop things.
- DirectorStanley DonenStarsMichael CaineMichelle JohnsonDemi MooreBest friends and their daughters vacation in Rio de Janeiro only for one to fall for the other's daughter.
- DirectorEd FitzgeraldPaul KovalStarsSteve LevittLarry PoindexterLucinda CrosbyThe "slippery" comedy is about 2 easy-living young men. They decide to make sex films. This adventurous enterprise could be a little complicated but nothing will deter them.
- DirectorChuck VincentStarsDavey JonesBo WhiteLilly Bi PeepTeenagers pack a van full of beer and go on the road in search of sexual adventures.
- DirectorAndré FarwagiStarsNastassja KinskiGerry SundquistStefano D'AmatoThis film tells the story about a group of girls at an exclusive German girls boarding school. Across the lake is an exclusive boys boarding school...
- DirectorP.J. PesceStarsBill CalvertLeah LailLarry LinvilleTo prove his independence, a cocky teenager bets his father that he can support himself without the family business. But no one is more surprised than he is when the sex cream he invents actually works!
- DirectorJohn HughesStarsEmilio EstevezJudd NelsonMolly RingwaldFive high school students meet in Saturday detention and discover how they have a great deal more in common than they thought.
- DirectorJames OrrStarsCarl MarotteThor BishopricCarolyn DunnThe story of two guys and two girls who meet and fall in love in an amusement park on the last day of summer. All the while outwitting three moronic would-be jewel thieves.
- DirectorMark PirroStarsJim HanksRikki BrandoMonique ParentFast-food mogul Harry Buford serves up the best barbecued bunny sandwiches, and the hottest waitresses, in town. His only son, Jeeter, will inherit the empire only if he can overcome his life-long fear of women. When Buford offers $100,000 to the first of his sexy employees who can turn shy-guy Jeeter into a red-blooded he-man, the summer heat sizzles as Amber, Boopsie and Lauren pour on the charm in their efforts to win Jeeter's heart.
- DirectorHarold RamisStarsChevy ChaseRodney DangerfieldBill MurrayAn exclusive golf course has to deal with a flatulent new member and a destructive dancing gopher.
- DirectorJohn D. HancockStarsGlynnis O'ConnorSeymour CasselDorothy TristanA nerd from Chicago tries desperately to fit in with the California surfing crowd, blind to the fact that their lives are even more boring and empty than his.
- DirectorRick WallaceStarsRobby BensonMartin MullCharles RocketA New Jersey auto mechanic travels to California to find the girl of his dreams and woos a bikini fashion model while the time quarreling with her high-powered manager and avoiding his New Jersey girlfriend who comes looking for him.
- DirectorJan Marlyn ReesmanStarsGloria NelsonJody BradleyRobin JamesonThree Southern Californian woman lose their successful business to their evil landlord. They team up with a handsome hunk to start a competitive car wash, using scantily-clad girls and guys to lure in customers. The ensuing rivalry leads to various antics by the old landlord to put them out of business.
- CreatorChris BriggsPeter KnightStarsDanny SmithBrandon QuinnAimée CastleA teenager, who becomes a werewolf after being bitten by one on a camping trip, uses his new abilities to protect his hometown from other supernatural entities.
- DirectorPeter MarisStarsCharles KlausmeyerRichard BeaumontMary Ann MixonTim and David want to have fun during vacation so they join a private detective agency. Their first job is to find a delta girl who has inherited a fortune. But the job seems easier than it turned out to be...
- DirectorSteve RashStarsPatrick DempseyAmanda PetersonCourtney GainsAn outcast secretly pays the most popular girl in school one thousand dollars to pretend to be his girlfriend for a month.
- DirectorBryan GordonStarsFrank WhaleyJennifer ConnellyDermot MulroneyJim is the dorky son of a local cement contractor who lives at home and has no direction. Josie is the gorgeous daughter of a wealthy businessman who dreams of leaving town. They find they have a lot in common.
- DirectorDavid Oliver PfeilStarsDaniel RoebuckCynthia ThompsonDarren YoungThanks to a strange crystal, a shy student finds himself in the Stone Age, where he falls in love with a beautiful cave woman and helps her clan stave off a tribe of cannibals.
- DirectorHarry KerwinStarsRhonda FoxTom LeindeckerPatricia MichelleA high school football star tries to romance the new girl at the school who happens to be his coach's daughter.
- DirectorJohn QuinnStarsBetsy RussellLeif GarrettLucinda DickeyA group of cheerleaders become the targets of an unknown killer at a remote summer camp.
- DirectorPaul GlicklerStarsStephanie FondueDenise DillawayJovita BushA group of cheerleaders from the local high school decide to show their school spirit for their football team by sleeping with the opponents the night before the game so that they can be so worn out the opposition won't be able to play.
- DirectorJeff WernerStarsKristine DeBellJason WilliamsAnthony LewisCheerleading squads traveling on a bus to a state competition are kidnapped for ransom by former football players.
- DirectorAlex E. GoiteinStarsNina CarsonLynn HastingsGloria UpsonFive sexy high school graduates try to lose their virginity in a creative manner.
- DirectorFrank SimonStarsPhil SilversEd LauterSteve GuttenbergA high school senior tries to score with Margaret.
- DirectorLewis John CarlinoStarsJacqueline BissetRob LoweAndrew McCarthyA young man in private school spends one crazy night out, and only later does he learn more about the woman who enlivened his night.
- DirectorPaul BogartStarsGary GrimesJerry HouserOliver ConantThe "terrible trio" of "Summer of '42" has graduated high school. Now the real learning begins. For Benjy, 1944 is a time to serve his country.
- DirectorMichael MillerStarsGerrit GrahamMichael LernerFred McCarrenIt's been 10 years since Lizzie Borden High School's class of '72 graduated, and the preppies, the hippies and the in-crowd have returned to reminisce over good times past. Classmate Walter Baylor has returned too, but with a vengeance.
- DirectorBud TownsendStarsCathy Lee CrosbyMichael BiehnKeenan WynnA town hires an Olympic track star named Randy Rawlings to coach the high school basketball team. Randy is hired sight unseen and the town does not know Randy is a woman. The town immediately tries to force her out as soon as she arrives.
- DirectorNeal IsraelStarsKeith GordonWallace LanghamGeorge ClooneyMaxwell and Perry are forced into military school after they've gone too far.
- DirectorGary TroyStarsStacey NemourHank AmicoAndré ChimèneGreedy locals are trying to turn some beach property into a tourist attraction, and a computer expert sets out to use is knowledge of computers--along with the help of several local "beach bunnies"--to stop them.
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsGlynn TurmanLawrence Hilton-JacobsGarrett MorrisIn 1964 on Chicago's Near-North Side, the lives of four carefree high school seniors and best friends, including an aspiring playwright and an all-city basketball champion, takes a tragic turn.
- DirectorDavid LewisStarsTate DonovanGrant HeslovDanielle von ZerneckA college graduate is offered a deal of a lifetime - deliver a Porsche for a client and join the company of your dreams in return. When the car gets stolen, he and his friend must go to a beauty pageant run by the thief to get it back.
- DirectorRichard LinklaterStarsJason LondonWiley WigginsMatthew McConaugheyThe adventures of high school and junior high students on the last day of school in May 1976.
- DirectorKen HandlerStarsJosh MarcanoTom SierchioJim SorieroA gang of boys under the Brooklyn Bridge are united by their common interest in break dancing. Some work as pizza delivery boys, hence they call themselves the "Delivery Boys". They form a dance team and enter a local break dance contest, sponsored by a woman's panty manufacturer. A rival gang's sponsor intimidates their employer into thinking she must keep the boys working so they won't be harmed. She gives the boys some "specialized" deliveries to make them late for the contest. The antics and calamities abound as the boys wrestle with her work assignments and getting to the contest on time.
- DirectorPeter SlodczykStarsJohn CaponeraMichael JeffriesMarta DarghamA lonely man finds love through a party line.
- DirectorBarry LevinsonStarsSteve GuttenbergMickey RourkeKevin BaconA group of college-age buddies struggle with their imminent passage into adulthood in 1959 Baltimore.
- DirectorStephen HerekStarsChristina ApplegateJoanna CassidyJohn GetzFive siblings are left alone all summer when their mom leaves town and the evil babysitter bites the dust.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsBilly JayneJudy LandersOlivia BarashA sexy substitute teacher replaces a teacher who was killed by a UFO encounter, but her research on a nerdy student is now making him a lady magnet.
- DirectorMarc RoccoStarsCorey FeldmanJason RobardsCorey HaimAn accident puts the consciousness of an elderly dream researcher into the body of a bratty teenager. The problem? The kid prefers dreamworld limbo to real life.
- DirectorRod AmateauStarsLisa OzGlenn MorshowerGary Lee CavagnaroThe adventures of a group of teenagers at a drive-in theatre in Texas one weekend night.
- DirectorGiles FosterStarsBill PatersonColin FirthTimothy SpallAn adolescent British field hockey team goes to Holland, where they find something far more interesting than tulips and windmills - hot, sexy women! They are so busy chasing girls that they forget all about their hockey match.
- DirectorKevin ReynoldsStarsKevin CostnerJudd NelsonSam RobardsFive college buddies from the University of Texas circa 1971 embark on a final road trip odyssey across the Mexican border before facing up to uncertain futures, in Vietnam and otherwise.
- DirectorMichael A. SimpsonStarsClark BrandonRandal PatrickTracy GriffithWhat would happen if a sex drug ended up in the Secret Sauce of a new burger joint?
- DirectorAmy HeckerlingStarsSean PennJennifer Jason LeighJudge ReinholdA group of Southern California high school students are enjoying their most important subjects: sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
- DirectorDavid SecterStarsMalcolm GroomeKathleen SewardRhonda HansomeGetting Together is the wacky, provocative tale of a young boy's transformation from his conservative middle class upbringing to a new, wild and sex-filled life!
- DirectorJohn HughesStarsMatthew BroderickAlan RuckMia SaraA popular high school student, admired by his peers, decides to take a day off from school and goes to extreme lengths to pull it off, to the chagrin of his Dean, who'll do anything to stop him.
- DirectorJames NeilsonStarsJacqueline BissetWes SternRickey KelmanThree teen guys decide to lose their virginity. Some really want to and some are peer pressured into it.
- DirectorCharlie LoventhalStarsTim ChoateKrista ErricksonMarshall EfronA young film student pursues a woman while studying under a bizarre, eccentric film professor.
- DirectorMichael HerzLloyd KaufmanStarsGeorgia HarrellMichael SanvilleGoogy GressA group of teenage summer campers and one counselor share the stories of their first sexual experiences when an rock dlide traps them in a cave.
- DirectorGarry MarshallStarsMatt DillonHector ElizondoMolly McCarthyA recent high-school graduate unsure of his future gets a summer job at the Flamingo beach club, and meets the charismatic Phil Brody.
- DirectorJohn G. AvildsenStarsMolly RingwaldRandall BatinkoffKenneth MarsAfter she gets pregnant, a teenage girl must decide whether she should keep the baby or not.
- DirectorAdrian LyneStarsJodie FosterCherie CurrieMarilyn KaganA group of four teenage girls come of age in the asphalt desert of Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley arranged with a blazing soundtrack and endless drinking, drugs and sex.
- DirectorJames FrawleyStarsStephen GeoffreysSheree J. WilsonCameron DyeTwo fraternity brothers take advantage of their nerdy pledge's generous parents to spend time with him in Palm Springs and encourage him to mingle with girls, but things don't go as planned when they run into rival fraternity members.
- DirectorTom TrbovichStarsGary HershbergerReed RudyDawn SchneiderA group of teenagers borrow a car, unaware that gangsters have stashed mob money in it. The gangsters are determined to get the money back, but the teens, inspired by the Rambo movies, fight back.
- DirectorFred C. NewmeyerSam TaylorStarsHarold LloydJobyna RalstonBrooks BenedictA nerdy college student will do anything to become popular on campus.
- DirectorJoel BenderStarsKirsten BakerLinda LawrenceSandy JohnsonNew high school graduates June and her friends take over a dilapidated service station owned by her bed-ridden uncle. They have to perform every trick in the book to compete against the modern station across the street.
- DirectorAllan ArkushStarsMalcolm McDowellAllen GarfieldDaniel SternMega-promoter Colin Beverly plans to sabotage the New Year's 1983 concert of small-time operator Max Wolfe. Wolfe's assistants Neil Allen and Willie Loman find romance while trying to save the drugs, violence, and rock and roll from Beverly's schemes.
- DirectorWilliam OlsenStarsMartin YostHeather KennedyJeff EdmondAn ordinary sex-starved teenager and his friends start secretly video recording high school girls and their activity irks the community, as well as their principal.
- DirectorMichael Paul GirardStarsSteven CookeLezlie Z. McCrawRick McDowellSchool nerd Bill just wants to save the world and to score a date with cheerleader babe Chrissie Schackler. Both become real possibilities when he finds an alcoholic Leprechaun in a beer bottle he was about to recycle. Wacky hijinks ensue as the leprechaun, Lepkey, messes up a few of the wishes. Can Bill fight off school jock Tony Chanuka and marry Chrissie so they can fulfill their dream of opening a clinic?
- DirectorPaul FrizlerStarsBrian KerwinCooper HuckabeeGeorge O'Hanlon Jr.Cadets at a military academy get involved with the 60's drug culture.
- DirectorPaul JustmanStarsStephen ShellenMark KeylounJennifer CookeCan a squad of misfit cheerleaders with an over-age trainer possibly win the big cheerleading competition? Looked down upon by the other teams, it will be difficult. Their lack of skill and talent make it even harder.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsElizabeth KaitanSteven Craig DaughertyJohn SchouweilerA brainy girl turns bimbo and a football star turns brainy in order to attract each other's attention, only to discover that they liked each other the way they were in the first place.
- DirectorAlan MetterStarsBiff YeagerKristi SomersRichard BladeJaney is new in town and soon meets Lynne, who shares her passion for dancing in general and "Dance TV" in particular.
- DirectorRobert FreemanStarsAdam LightplayGina CalabreseAlan ShubinArnie is a typical teenager who wants to lose his virginity, only his girlfriend won't put out. Maybe he can with the help of his wiseguy best friend.
- DirectorValerie BreimanStarsAdam SandlerBilly Bob ThorntonBilly ZaneA struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship hoping for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise-ship comedy.
- DirectorJoseph RubenStarsMichael LembeckDennis QuaidPhilip CasnoffA slapstick comedy about the wacky antics of a group of waiters at a Jewish summer camp in upstate New York.
- DirectorJohn Tenorio Jr.StarsJoseph Alan JohnsonSuzanne FaganBarry StoltzeIn this comedy, a group of high school kids embark on a series of crazy hi-jinks and wild pranks on the night before their graduation.
- DirectorRandal KleiserStarsJamie Lee CurtisC. Thomas HowellPatrick SwayzeWith only a week left before graduation, a young dreamer itches to renounce an uninspiring scholarship, stand up to his despotic father and pursue a career in oceanography. But, has anyone ever spread his wings away from Grandview, U.S.A.?
- DirectorBill ForsythStarsJohn Gordon SinclairDee HepburnJake D'ArcyGregory is a normal teen who is infatuated with a classmate. He must work to win her affection.
- DirectorMike MarvinStarsLeigh McCloskeyDick ButkusRandi BrooksRussell Proco has been expelled from several schools for lewd, crude and nude conduct. Busterburger University is his last chance for an education and pleasing his disappointed parents.
- DirectorFernando SiroStarsSusana TraversoGuillermo FrancellaJorge RossiHigh school sex comedy involving an inspector who has been called to bring order to a school instead getting abducted and replaced by a seductive woman.
- DirectorMark GriffithsStarsGrant CramerTeal RobertsGary WoodThree middle aged guys rent a beach house to hopefully score with young, single women. Not having what it takes, the men hire a sexy young surfer, Scotty, to teach them some game and help them meet girls.
- DirectorMark GriffithsStarsJames KarenLouise BakerAlexandros MylonasA film crew is travelling from America to Greece to produce a movie. Before their work is done they will have to face many unusual situations, along with numerous opportunities for the actresses to take their clothes off.